WHEW. What a week! Ferst I was assimilated by the Borg while I was a pirate. The Gracious Chey sent Jean-Luc over to help un-assimilate me. Seeing my condition, Jean-Luc felt it was best to drive the Borg away with non-stop songs from "The Pirates with No Pants" - such as "I am the very model of a modern Meezer General" and
"with cat-like tread upon our pants we steal"
and
"oh cats of dark and dismal fate, forgo your cruel employ, have pity on my pant-less state, I am a meezer boy"
I had lots of help from my girlfriendcat Sanjee, who nefur left my side. And, as it turns out, she can really belt out a show tune.
So, I am now officially Borg free. I almost turned into Johnny Depp during this process. I think that in order to complete my transition to Johnny Depp, I need to find some pantaloons for my pirate garb. And a better hat.
My Meezer rule for today is: Always make shur that you have a girlfriend who will stand by you when bad things happen.
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35 comments:
I'm with you, Miles!! This is a very important rule for every Mancat to abide by!
~Donny
This is very great rule~!! I am also with you~!
And I am very happy for you had such a great firl friend Sanjee~!
Miles we are so glad you are borg free! Oh I love Jean-Luc (Sam) I wish I could have been there. :sigh: So you can sing, too! Geez, you are so multi-talented! And Sanjee is such a good girlfuriend to stand beside you.
Your FL furiends,
Uh-oh, my mom *loves Johnny Depp!
I'm happy to hear that you're borg-free now!
That's a very romantic meezer rule Miles.
If you turn into Johnny Depp, Momma said Cheysuli has to bring you back here right away.
Very good rule! Congratulations to being Borg free. Nothing wrong with turning into Jonny Depp - he is a cute bean!
How very very scary! Borgs, aliens, they are everywhere, like that orange thing on Latte's porch!
Kavan
Holy Moly! So glad you got unassimilated from the Borg. That's a close call, you know.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and saying hey. I've really missed everyone.
love, Pearl
That's a great rule!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
PS My mom thinks Johnny Depp is a cute bean also.
I am reeling from all the things that have happened to you in just a week. FAZ
Even after Trixie hisses at me... later on she washes my face. :)
Think twice about the pantaloons. Pantaloons are hard to groom. Just ask my brother Rudy!
Good Rule!!
It's nice to have somecat hold yer paw at scary times ;)
This is a wonderful rule.
Happy day to both of you.
It is raining here. Napping is the rule of the day here!
Awwwwwwww, I's blushin, Miles. A'course I helpeded yoo get disassemblated. (And I founded out I kinda like singin too.)
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee
I know I'm lucky to have Chey. I don't know why I deserve her but I love her!!
Latte
Does this mean that you no longer want to be a part of our crew? Come on! You can still be a pirate now that the borg implant is removed, right?
My human LOVES Johnny Depp. She says you have very good taste.
Thank goodness you're safe, Miles. Mum thought we'd better stay clear until you felt better. Something about her not singing for the good of humanity... especially show tunes.
Meezers rule!
So glad to hear that you're borg free.
Lilly used to hate wearing her clothes but now she appreciates how they keep her warm and she doesn't struggle at all when I put them on. I should get her some more since she only has the one sweater and it's a bit stretched out.
I am glad you are borg-free…. As free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows… Miles is borg-free!!!
Wow, you did have quite a week!!! We laughed with our Lady that you were singing about "a modern Meezer General" - hahahaha! It's stuck in our heads now! But most importantly, we're glad that you are now Borg free!
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
It's all go in your house, isn't it? We still don't know what a Borg is but we love show tunes in our house, you can come and sing for us anytime!
I am so glad you are borg free! Is sounds like an exhausting process to get rid of the borgness!
I love your meezer rule! I guess I better find me a girlfriend!
I know Sanjee will always stand by you, Miles!
That is a very useful rule! We all need support in difficult times. I am so glad you pulled through that experience.
Ooo ... Pirate pants sound furry interesting, Miles. I'm glad that you're no longer infested by the Borg.
DMM
Whew Miles that was a close call. We were scairt that the you had been assemblated. Good thing the pirates with no pants song worked on the Borg.
Are you's sure you are completelys borg frees? I thoughts I saw your eye twinkles a bit.
Those Borg can be hard to remove and we are glad you did it with the help of Jean-Luc! He's the captain of a ship too you know!
Good Rule :)
That's a very good Meezer rule. We all need help now and then. I am glad you are now Borg-free. I like how the unassimilation process worked. I would have liked to hear those songs.
We finks dare is a movie owr beans need to watch. Dey need to get up to speed on da borg-ness. Yur right, it's always da bestest in da werld when yoo has someone by yur side.
"A modern Meezer general" made my human spray water out his nose. Gilbert and Sullivan AND Jean-Luc make a real good team.
those are great meezer rules!
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