Camping is fun

MILES

Camping is lots and lots of fun! I can hang out all day in the wilderness (Sammy's note: "The Wilderness" is the area across the lifing room from the couch, where the entertainment center is) and hunt and fish and sit in front of my campfire (Sammy's note: the glow from the TV or the flashlight). It's furry 'alaxing. Howefurr, I was rudely ripped from my tent on Wednesday to get taken to the v-e-t yet AGAIN and haf my bloods stolen AGAIN. ::sigh:: - they did not call today to say that it was too clotty so hopefully I will nefurr haf to go back. Efurr.

As you can see, camping can also be furry tiring. I need a nap now.


Caeser and Prinnie haf nominated us for anofurr award!! Fank you furry much, we is furry honored.

We honestly does not know who to nominate, so consider all of yourselfs nominated - we loves efurryone in the blogsphere!

Thursday Meme

SAMMY

I was tagged by Junior and me an Miles was tagged by Zoey and the Furballs for a Meme!! so we will bof be answering (Miles will be answering from his remote camping location across the room, or as he prefers to call it "The Wilderness")

What were you doing 10 years ago
Sammy - I was not borned yet
Miles - well 10 years ago was prolly ancient times, so I was prolly living my past life as Faro of the Foo-ton

What were you doing one year ago?
Sammy - hanging out here, whapping stuff off tables
Miles - Hey, I was here too. Doing stuff. I jus can't 'amember what stuff.

Five Snacks you enjoy
Sammy - Um tem-tay-shuns, shrimpy crack, tem-tay-shuns, shrimpy crack and tem-tay-shuns
Miles - HAM, tem-tay-shuns, roast beast, real live dead shrimp, and pretty much any kind of treat there is

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
Sammy - Your are my Special Angel - it's mine and mommy's secret song. I doesn't know any ofurr songs that well
Miles - what? you and mommy haf a secret song? MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM -what is my secret song? what? it's a secret from me? oh poo, we doesn't haf one, does we? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ::sniff sniff:: what? I know our song? I do? let me think........................ oh yeah, I know our song, it's Baby Love!!!!!! that's the only song I know.

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
Sammy - open a shelter for all homeless animals on a huge farm! and buy mommy a metal machine wif wheels wif cold air blowy thing that werks, and buy mommy and daddy a big house so that we can all live in one place and buy the tem-tay-shuns factory (there are several ofurr poodins out there that would do this too, we could haf a partnership) and buy anofurr factory to make safe crunchies and stinky goodness so that no pet gets sick anymore
Miles - I would do efurryfing Sammy would do 'CEPT fix Mommy's metal machine (I hate them), instead I would buy a pig for me so that I could haf a ham buffet that efurryone could come and enjoy

Five Bad Habits
Sammy - contrary to what Mommy says I haf no bad habits. Howefurr she finks that my whapping stuff into her head in the middle of the night, laying on the dining room table, and running into the forbidden room or closet when the door is open, are bad habits. and that's not efenn 5. So, I am a GOOD boy.
Miles - I doesn't haf any bad habits eifurr! but, Mommy says that running ofurr her while she is asleep, getting unner her feets when she walks, and constantly begging for food are bad habits. that's not 5 eifurr, so I am also a GOOD boy.

Five Things you like Doing
Sammy - whapping stuff, laying on the dining room table, running into the forbidden room or closet, hanging ofurr the balcony by my feets, scattering my toys all ofurr the house
Miles - eating ham, eating stinky goodness, windowsill kissies, camping, and fishing

Five things you would never wear again
Sammy - I refuse to wear anyfing. And no, it's not because mommy says that most clothes make my butt look big.
Miles - my St Patrick's day shert and my polo shert. I doesn't like clothes wif sleeves. I loves my denim jaket and my fishing outfit because they doesn't haf sleeves

Five Favorite Toys
Sammy - oh wow, just five? well, My fev-ver wands from my girlfriend Abby, my okkapusses, fev-ver butt mousies, SQUIGGLES, and all the ofurr toys in my toy box.
Miles - my tent. and SQUIGGLES!!!! That's the only fing Sammy will let me play wif. OH, and the boogie mat.

Five kitties to tag
We tag:
Magoo, Bella, Dolce and Baci
Dino, Egypt, Tuxie, Midnight and Maxie
Jimmy Joe
Henry Helton and Clyde
and all ofurr poodins who haf not played yet!

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Sammy

Pretending you are deaf is the only way to deal with the loud objections of the people when you are someplace you are not supposed to be. Also, if you roll around on your back enough, they will give up and leave you alone.

My name is "comeonsammygetoffthe table" and "peopledonotlikefurintheirfoodsammy"

For more Meezer Rule Wednesday, visit

Egypt and Dino and the crew at Cat Crossings

Caroline

Simply Siamese

oh and Miles is still camping. It seems that he has decided to take a bay-k-shun this week. but SHHHHHHHH don't tell him that he has to go to the v-e-t at 12:30 to get more bloods stolen, he seems happy in his little tent werld.

Fishing was fun but................

MILES

I'm going camping now

Rockin Boy Blogger and Meezer Monday

MILES

It's Meezer Monday and FINALLY I can participate.

Yeah, I'm a stud

SAMMY

Miles and I haf been nominated for Rockin Boy Bloggers by our furriends Latte and Tigger!! We is furry honored!!!

We is going to nominate: (more than 5 'cause there is 2 of us!)

Zeus - 'cause he just ROCKS

Henry Helton and his brother Clyde- new rocking blogger kitties!

Jimmy Joe - anofurr new rocking blogger kitty!

Beezer - 'cause we loves him!

Merlin, Shadow and Koko - 'cause they has to move from Poiland to New Mexico, so they deserve it!

Buddah - Max's little brofurr!

Gone Fishin'

MILES

I got a Fishing Pole from my furriend Skeezix!!!!!

There was a pole and fish and a basket!

Ok, I got my vest and my hat and my gear - I'm ready!

Let's Go!!
Thank you Skeezix!!!!!!

Secret Paws!

SAMMY

I gotted the bestest Secret Paw gift box in the whole werld!! It was from my girlfriend ABBY!!! I haf nefurr been so happy in my whole life!! LOOKY! She writed me a note and put a pikshur in it (I fink she was flerting wif me in the pikshur too!).

I gotted a HUGE bag of TEM-TAY-SHUNS, and stinky goodness, and a sparkly okkapuss and the greatest FEV-VER wand toy in the werld (She knows just what kind of fev-vers I love - the lellow kind!!) and a sproingy mousie toy that's really cool. And there was anofurr note from her that she typed all by herself on the 'puter, and a 4th of July cat pin for Mommy

Here I am getting crazy wif the lellow fev-ver toy! I loves it.

Fank you so much Abby!!!

MILES

My turn!! I gotted lots of great stuff from Daisy Mae Maus - including a card to plant in our garden!!! She rally has nice paw writing, don't you fink?

Of course nosy Sammy hadded to come and try and steal my toys. I gotted toys, stinky goodness, and TEM-TAY-SHUNS in lots and lots of flavors!!

Daisy Mae, you is really AWSOME. Here I am looking ofurr all my stuff - oh and Bubbles - I LOVE the nip bubbles (but a werd of warning, don't try and lick the bubble wand, that doesn't taste so good).

Look at the Meezer Squillion!!! Seville is going to LOVE him!!

I'm POOPED after playing wif all of my toys and eating tem-tay-shuns!!

Lazy

SAMMY

I wanted to post about my wonderful Secret Paws gifts from my girlfriend Abby. I has nefurr been so happy in all my life to get all the wonderful fings she sented me. BUT, the pikshurs is still in the camera. Mommy has been lazy. (oh, wait, she saided that she was werking on a project for werk, but I fink she's just been lazy). She promises that she will haf the pikshurs up tomorrow.


MILES

I wanted to post about the motherlode of Secret Paws gifts from my furriend Daisy Mae Maus - the box was so full of stuff I almost peed myself I was so 'acited! BUT, the "mommy is lazy" fing is true for me too - the pikshurs is still on the camera. She promises that we can post about it tomorrow.

SIGH, if only I hadded thumbs I could download the pikshurs myself. then again, I could also get some good pikshurs of her when she is asleep and drooling on the pillow. Revenge would be so sweet................. maybe I'll just go leave a really stinky poop.

Happy 4th of July

"We hold these truths to be self evident, that ALL MEN are created equal, and that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness..............................................

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Today, amid the picnics, and fireworks, let us stop to pause and reflect on our brave Founding Fathers, and the sacrifices they made for this country. Most of the signers of the Declaraion of Independence died in poverty, having lost everything in the fight for their freedom from The Tyranny of the Crown. Let us also remember all those who to this day fight to protect the Freedoms that our Founding Fathers gained for us.

::SIGH:: why is my life miserable?

MILES

Geez, riding for a sqillion and 7 hours in the PTU on Sunday wasn't bad enough, but I hadded to get shoved back in it Monday and go to the v-e-t. AGAIN. and get stabbed. AGAIN. And get my bloods stolen. AGAIN. And then get washed because I peed on them. AGAIN.

And to top all that off, Mommy tried to KILL me. Really. I was just chillin on the couch and she was outside on the patio, and she was trying to bring stuff in, and she opened the screen door and frew somefing inside onto the couch (which is just inside the screen door) and IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD AND ALMOST KILLDED ME.

Sure, she 'pologized and efurryfing, but she almost killded me. I fink I need to move out and get my own place. Someplace where no one will shove me into the PTU and take me to the v-e-t, or try and kill me wif flying fings.

Oh, wait, I know where that is. On my FOO-TON!!!! I fink I will go and live on my foo-ton!

Mancat Meezer Monday - by Sammy

SAMMY

We is home now - we hadded to get in the PTU yesterday for the trip. It was a good trip. Here is a pikshur of me in a furry manly pose at Daddy's house