Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

MILES

When trying to impress your girlfriendcat, a tattoo (temporary) is always the best way to show how you feel, and yet are a "bad boy" at the same time. purrrrrrrsssssss to my girlfriendcat Sanjee.

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Egypt
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Complaint Department

MILES

Attenshun Human Female Who Thinks That She Runs My Life and The House: (if that is your REAL name).

Complaint Number 1: The freaking cold air blowy things that are in the sleeping room. Now, we have central cold air blowing out of all the vents. Why does we need to have a room cold air blowy thing and a fan cold air blowy thing too? Haf you noticed that IT'S SNOWING IN THE SLEEPING ROOM? Now you know why I has to sleep unner the covers. SHEESH.

Complaint Number B: The ham sichuachun is just deplorable (I knew that those werd of the day calendars would come in handy one day). There is no ham in the frigerfrator. There is no ham anywhere in this house. This needs to change and it needs to change FAST.

Complaint Number 3: I want to go camping in the highlands. I'm a little tired of the wilderness, so MOVE MY TENT. Please.

Complaint Number C: I want, no, I NEED to play the red dot game. All the time. must. play. red. dot. game. Hey, you gotted it for me, so you has to play with me.

Complaint Number 2: Why can't I have my own credit card? I believe I can be fiscally (thank you again werd of the day calendar) 'asponsible and I can count - as I haf proofed by my numbering of this list. If I hadded my own credit card, I could order a 36 pound smiffield ham from smiffield virginny. I would share it wif you.

That is my list of complaints. Fank you for your attenshun.

Your adoring little Poosie
(see, I'm using the cute name!)

Blue Manly Meezer Meme Monday

SAMMY

So, at the big August Gotcha Party this weekend, we hadded about 53 different kindss of fun!! We was talking about our mommies dyeing their hairs different colors, so I went to the spa and dyed my furs BLUE!! Pretty cool huh? And manly too. And I 'acided on blue 'acuase I missed my Abby, she was not able to come to the party.

Tara tagged me and Miles for a meme on the five most important days of our lives.
I will go ferst:

My ferst most important day was sometime after July 4th, 2004 when I gotted losted (or was purposely losted by somebody) and ended up in the side garden at what would become my mommy's house. Grampa Norton finded me and tolded mommy and she camed and rescued me. After she tried, and failed, to find my ofur home, she saided I could stay. That taked 3 days.

My second most important day was the day I meeted my daddy. He camed home to meet me the ferst week. We taked a nap togefurr on the couch and we has been buddies efur since. I love my daddy.

My third most important day was the day of my hoo-ha-ectomy. Not just 'cause of the oper-way-shun, but 'cause I discovered that mommy didn't lie to me when she saided that she would always come back for me. I had abandonment ishues (I kind of still do, but it's getting better). She tolded the v-e-t that I hadded to come home that night, that I could not stay ofur night 'cause I was scairt. She camed and gotted me and I was really happy and I started trusting her.

The fourth most important day was May 3, 2006. That was the day that Grampa Norton wented to the Bridge. I miss him so much. Grampa Norton was 1 week away from turning 18.

The fifth most important day was August 28, 2006, the day that Gramma Trixie wented to the Bridge. She was Norton's twin sister and could not be without him anymore, so she ran off to spend forever with him and "The One Who Came Before". I miss her lots and lots too.

MILES

Ok, My tern.

My ferst most important day was sometime around Mommy's purrfday (June 25) 2005. (thank Mom for not 'membering!! sheesh) - the day I meeted Mommy and she kidnapped me from my home wif my mommy and sisfur and I nefur seed them again. I missed them, but after a few days of playing hissy and spitty and punchy wif Mommy, I 'acided that I would stay. Only because Grampa Norton was there and I loved him from the ferst day.

My second most important day was the day I stole ham from Mommy and discovered it's lovely piggy goodness

My third most important day was the day Daddy gotted his foo-ton

My fourth and fifth most important days are the same as Sammys. I miss Trixie and Norton so much. The other day Mommy pulled out the tufts of Trixie and Norton furs that she has saved with their ashes, and I just started purring and sniffing and she putted them down on the floor and I layed on them. Then she putted them back in the cabinet. I miss them. ::SIGH::

Hey Efurryone - Jinx, a fairly new blogging kitty, is feeling a little lonely - she's not getting many visitors, so stop on over and see this pretty Meezer! She would love so get some more comments so that she can meet other kitties!

we hates werk

SAMMY

MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM where is you? Come OOONNNNN. It's late and we has not bisited all of our friends blogs today. MOOOOOOOOMMMMM???? WHERE IS YOU????

MILES

Look, she's sleeping on the couch. SHEESH. I'm glad she's getting some werk, because it's been over a month since she gotted werk and made green papers, but this is BAD. She has to go OUT to do her werk this week, and that's NOT GOOD. She comes home too tired to help us bisit our furriends.

HEY! I has an idea - lets get some of those sharp-ee markers from the table and make a mouse-tashe on her face!!!

SAMMY

Miles, that's not nice. That stuff doesn't wash off. how about putting stinky goodness in her hair?

MILES

ARE YOU INSANE? What a waste of purrfektly good stinky goodness!!
HEY!! How about we stick her hand in a bowl of warm water! I hear beans LOVE that.

SAMMY

how is we 'posed to carry the bowl of water?
Wait, I know, I'll just jump on her head.
ONE

TWO

FREE

MILES

MOM? can you post our blog entry for tomorrow and let us bisit some furriends?
Oh, you doesn't haf to read what we're posting, it's just normal Meezer stuff. Just push the button please.


Efurryone, we is sorry we has not been bisiting you all this week, we will catch up on the weekend and hopefully next week will be back to normal.

we loves you all!

NOMSS Friend

SAMMY

We has asked the beautiful Mrs Sniffles to be our Not Of My Species Special Friend. But bunny mommy and bunny daddy are on vacation, so we don't know if she accepts for a few days. Isn't she beautiful? We just want to rub our faces on her soft furs and give her nosekissies.

This was furry furry hard for us, because we has so many NOMSS Friends already:

We have Miss Renee who is a furry special and nice human friend - we love her lots.

And we have Miss Carmen, she's funny and we like her alot too.

Recently, we made furriends with Auntie Bee, she's hysterical and she efenn put Miles' pikshur of him in his fishing gear on her blog. Mommy LOVES her blonde jokes. We loves Auntie Bee.

And, one of our bestest furriends is Cowboy, who we met when his Eppy was sick and went to the Bridge, and now he has a new beautiful little sweetie at his house, so see her if you haven't already.

We also are friends with Lando and Fi, who are the beautiful buns who live with Sophia, the Diva Kitty, and we also like the Rats who live with our furriends Merlin, Shadow and Koko, and also with Rabbie Burns, who cracks us up all the time.

So, it was a really really hard decision. We akshually want to be NOMSS friends wif EVERYONE.

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

MILES

Here is my rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday:

When your mommy claims to haf to leave for "werk" so that "you cats can eat for another week" after she has been werking from home part time for monfs, make shur that you toss efurryfing from the tables onto the floor 'afore she gets home.

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Egypt
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::grumble:: where is mah dinner?

MILES

Does I look MAD? Good. I AM mad. It's PAST dinner time, and my dish is STILL emp-ty. Fill my dish.

Oh, and you really can't stop the laser eye wif your so-called red-eye correkting software. if you click to bigify, you can see my laser eyes breaking out of their black covering. HA.

Double Manly Meezer Monday

SAMMY: Hey Miles, look at me, I'm on my table

MILES: Nope, I'm not gonna look - I'm 'noring you. And Mommy. Don't look at the flashy box. We is too manly.

Happy Manly Meezer Monday!!

what?

Why does you always thing we has done somefing wrong? HEY!! LOOK UP THERE!!! THERE'S SOMEFING UP THERE!!!!

No, we don't know who knocked over the basket of fake grapes. but LOOK UP THERE!!! IT'S REALLY COOL!!! COME ON LOOK UP THERE!!! We will kill it wif our lazer eyes!

::SIGH::

SAMMY

These are my feets. They is NORMAL. They is brown. Hey I haf stripes! That's really weird, you can only see stripes in pikshurs, you can't see them in purrson.

Anyway, this is me standing on MY table when Mommy is giving me my butt skritches - right on that spot at the base of my tail. I loves it. I stands on my tippy-toes. See, I'm standing on my tippy toes. WAAAAAAAYY up on my tippy -toes. It does not look like I haf pantaloons and peglegs. I am not Peg-leg-Pete. Does you hear me Mommy?

I. DOES. NOT. HAF. PEG. LEGS.

DOES I?

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

MILES

When pretending to be the centerpiece on the table, always remember to straighten out the wrinkles.

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Today is also my girlfriendcat Sanjee's 6th purrfday!!! YAY!!!!!! Sanjee is so wonderful! Also Happy Purrfday to Boni and Mini! (they is like kind-of sisfur-in-laws to me, and they is furry nice girls!)