Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer Rule:

If you can't whap'em, snuggle'em

(PEE ESS: right after this pikshur, the little rat bit me, so I whapped him)

REVISED MEEZER RULE:

snuggle'em THEN whap'em

SAMMY

The whappage last night. It's kind of nice having a little brother. See, he was running around like a little psyko, so I got up on the table and whapped the "File Pile"

Whapping lesson:

Take advantage of your bean's being busy with other things, then whap whap whap!!

Me Movie Star

MILES

Ok, we're turning over OUR blog to the little brat. I mean to the cute little baby Bill.

BILL
Me Bill!! Me movie star!!!! Look at me on new blankie playing wif new toys from Junior. Blankie MINE MINE MINE. (Miles: er, Bill, sharing is nice.) Toys is MINE MINE MINE (Sammy: look Bill, in this house the toys are mine. Unless you spit on them first. Then you get to play with them while they're wet, but after they dry, they're mine).
Me like playing wif all the toys! Me LOVES the nip balls - fank you Junior!!!

Meezer Mancat Monday

Meezer - The very meezerish Miles

Not a Meezer - Bill

(yes, his left eye is ok - apparently he has green glowing eyes not red like the Meezers. He can see some out of his right eye)

Mancat - The gorgeous Sammy

Mancat in Training - Bill (look, a Meezer is sharing space with him!)

Fankful Friday Fourteen

SAMMY

Our wonderful friend Karl gave us this award! We are so thrilled! Thank you so much!

This award was created by Mel at Monday Morning Power. Here is his description of the award:"I have always wanted to create and give out my own award. So after much thought I have decided to create the "WINNING ATTITUDE AWARD." This award seems like a natural given what my site is all about. This award is based on positive thinking and is meant for those blogs who base their existence, in part or in whole, on Positive Winning Attitudes."

Since so much has been happening this week here, we will award this to other kitties over the weekend.

Friday Fourteen
Fourteen Things About Baby Bill:

1. Mommy finded him in the parking lot of the grocery store, and he hollered at her and she told him to come to her and he did.
2 . He has never hissed at Mommy
3. He didn't hiss at the v-e-t
4. He has a horrible infection on his neck that keeps draining
5. His eye will never heal. He has a scratch on his cornea from either herpes when he was a little baby or a fight, but he does have a little sight in that eye and normal sight in his other eye.
6. Mommy says he has probably never been inside - she had to show him how to eat out of a bowl by pushing his nose into his food. but he learned fast.
7. He keeps dumping his water dish, so mommy gives him kitten milk replacement so that he won't dehydrate
8. Miles has not hissed at him.
9. I am very GRRY and HISSY with him
10. he's very STINKY.
11. Mommy had to show him how to use the litter box. She putted OUR poop in his box and he went in right away and did his business.
12. he does holler alot - he could be an honorary ginger meezer
13. He will haf his hoo-ha-ectomy as soon as he gets his vaccinations. He can't haf them until his infection in his neck goes away
14. He purrrrss ALL THE TIME. Maybe he's Grampa Norton come back to us. Grampa Norton purred every day of his life all day unless he was sick. That's how mommy and daddy knowed he was sick. Baby Bill looks like Grampa Norton so maybe he has come back to us!

HI

Me Bill. Me in jail!!! Me was cold and walking where big metal monsters was and me hollered at lady. Lady pickded me up and taked me to get torchured be man in white coat. Me hadded wet smelly stuff put in my ears, and yellow goop put in my eye and black light shined in there. Me has scratch on my "corn eeee a" that won't get better. Me had bite on me neck that had puss in it. torchur man poked it and it popped. me has not much furs on back of me head. Lady taked me out of torchur place and put me in jail. i has litterbox (did not know how to use, lady teached me), foods (me did not know how to eat or drink out of bowl, lady teached me) and blankie. me thinks me is staying. Me go PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR all the time. me do nosebumpies on lady's face all the time. Oh, and me POOTS LOTS. stinky. lady gags. Me tell you more later. The BIG cats are staring at me. Me thinks they wants to eat me.
Oh, me about 6 monfs old and me weigh 3 pounds. Lady says me is TEENY TINY

OH. MY. CRAP.

SAMMY

WHAT

THE

HE**

IS

A

BILL??

IT AIN'T A MEEZER, THAT'S FOR SHUR.

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer Rule: when you gets good noos, SCREAM IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS.

(and show people your missing teefs at the same time)

SAMMY

This is the result of this weekend's whapping session.

Everything you see here was on the table (mommy was cleaning up some)

Let's see, magazies, bottle of nip, canning jar (those really make a loud crash when you whap them into the wall first, which is what I did and it maded Mommy jump off the couch to see what I breaked), hat, tissues, the 'puter cord was already on the floor

Yep, all this stuff was whapped too - basket of canning jar lids, candy bag, pens, canning jar holder, bag
Lesson for today:
When you have the opportunity to undo a cleaning session, do it fast and furious. You can score major whappage points that way.

'Acitement!

MILES

Fank you all for the well wishes for mommy's new jobbie!! We is very 'acited here.
Some of you askded if we will be invoking the M-werd. Well, we doesn't know yet. Mommy has to 'acide what she wants to do - like get a cheap studio compartment in Buffalo that we could stay in for a couple of days a week, or find a house to rent halfway between here and there. Our grammie and grampie only live 10 miles away from us here, and because they're geezers and not healthy, mommy wants to be less than an hour away from them in case anyfing happens. So halfway between here and her werk would be nice. So, it will take a couple of monfs to 'acide what we is gonna do. Plus, we has to save up green papers if we is gonna invoke the M-werd.
We has nefur done that 'afore - this is the only house we has efur lived in. Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton and The One Who Came Before Ralphie moved ALOT wif mommy and daddy. We is nervous if we has to do that.

Oh, and just WAIT till you see the whappage that was done this weekend. Sammy has a GREAT post for whapping wednesday tomorrow!!

LATE BREAKING NOOS

SAMMY

Ok, here is the latest, breakingnest noos!!

MOMMY IS WAITING FOR AN OFFICIAL WRITTEN "OFFER" LETTER FROM THE BUFFALO JOBBIE!! They's sending it fed-x

It's more green papers than she was hoping for!!! She finks she's starting on March 3 or 10.

So, in about 6-8 weeks we will be getting green papers again!!! WOO HOOO!!!!

NOW, you has to purray for daddy! The innerview last week didn't pan out, BUT, a couple of weeks ago he hadded an innerview. They was looking for 2 people and daddy camed in 3rd (he's changing careers to werk wif 'puters again), BUT, he gotted a phone call that saided that the company he camed in 3rd wif called the head hunter and requested that he go innerview for anofur posishun - and the head hunter tolded him that if they liked him, he might efen start werking the day he innerviews. so we is waiting for an innerview to be set up. So, please keep the jobbie purrayers coming for daddy! They werked for Mommy!!!
Fank you all so much for all of your positive thoughts - the cat blogosphere can make things happen!!!!

Meezer Mancat Monday

SAMMY

Well, I drove the Daytona 500 yesterday. I finished 20th. It was lots of fun, but I think I can only do that once a year. That's a long time to go without a nap.

We are 90% sure we will have a special report this afternoon.

we hope...............

Meezer drives in Daytona 500

SAMMY

WOWIE!! LOOKIE!!! I'm driving in the Daytona 500 today!! My buddies at the M-Cats Club will be rooting me on from the Skybox today!! I hopes I haf some of my buddies i my pit crew though. At least this car is a little smaller than the Big Red Bus that we took on the Road Trip for Romance, so I stand a pretty good chance of not losing. I just hope that I don't hit Dale Jr, because then all the fans there would hate me.

Wish me luck! I haf to go get into my fire suit and make shur the car is in "race trim".

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Efurryone is invited to watch the race from the Skybox