Tuesdays with Dancing Billy

BILLY SWEET FEETS NORTON GINGERSNAP

my ferst choice for today didn't werk - maybe next week.

But, here's a GREAT song to dance too!!

i've got me a car
it's as big as a whale



Efurryone can snuggle Miles in the tent too after we dance.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

There will be no Meezer Monday Miles report for today 'acause not only does I haf the barfs, now I has the...........er.........flying poos. I doesn't feel well. Mommy says no more nanner flavored goop though. I migh haf to go back to the v-e-t. Mommy is nervous 'acuase I don't do well there. I haf panic attacks and start panting really hard and then the v-e-t can't do anything. Oh, and they will prolly want to talk about my tilty head some more and want to do some really 'spensive and prolly unnecessary stuff to me that mommy keeps saying will just scare me more. She's furry werried and upset 'acause she knows that I has to go, but she feels really bad for me. ::SIGH::

NOOOOOOOOOOO

MILES


NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE V-E-T. HELLPPPPPPP


Pee Ess - Fank you to efurryone how hit our tip jar to help wif my v-e-t bill. We 'presheate it and it helps very much!


UPDATE: ::SIGH:: I has to take that awful nanner flavored goop 'acause I might haf a virus. They STOLE MY BLOODS. Really, hafn't they taked enuf of my bloods in my life? If I doesn't get better in a few days, then we has to go back and talk to the v-e-t about food allergies. I CAN'T BE 'LERGIK TO FOODS!! OH. MY. BAST. I'D WASTE AWAY TO NOTHING!!!
On an up note, I peed on the mom AND the v-e-t tech.
Fank you Sanjee for going wif me.

Billy Friday

BILLY SWEET FEETS

SHHHH. ME is here today on Billy Friday. Miles is pukey (he has puked for 4 days in a row this week) and mommy is trying to fgure out the green papers sichuashun to take him to the v-e-t, and he's FREAKING out about it. SO, 'acuase it's stressful around here ME is gonna post a extra special edishun of DANCING WIF BILLY.

'acause ME Is a Goody Four Paws
goody four
goody four
goody goody four paws
ME don't drink
ME don't smoke
what does ME do?

um ME DANCES

Feline Service Announcement

SAMMY

OH. MY. BAST. We knows that some of you kitties get a noosletter in your email from a certain v-e-t named Dr. J-O-N. He's the one that mentioned Buddah in an article, remember? WELL, whatefur you do, DELETE yesterday's noosletter. It contains information that could thwart our efforts at Total Werld Dom-a-nay-shun. It contains an article about ::shudder:: "thwarting the alarm clock cat". Avoid your beans reading this at all costs. Our mom person read it and now she had "ideas" in her head about getting "sleep". I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

Oh, about the near drowning: She DUMPED A WHOLE BOWL OF WATER ON MY HEAD. I'm lucky to have survived.

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

Dear so called MOM:

MY CRUNCHY BOWL IS EMPTY. get your hefty hiney off the couch and fill it. I'm so tired of having to remind you on a nighty basis. I don't ask for alot. I'm not always there slapping your hand while you eat to try and steal your foods. You can keep your foods - I don't like your foods. I like my crunchies. I don't even really like stinky goodness that much. I LIKE MY CRUNCHIES. Why does I have to stare into a empty bowl efurry night?? It's furry stressful!!! When I get stressed I haf to whap stuff. Which is why you ended up wif a wet lap last night. Stop falling asleep on the couch, get up, open the cabinet and GET ME MY FOODS.

Next week we will talk about you trying to drown me.

Dancing Tuesdays With Billy

BILLY SWEET FEETS

jump up.......... jump back ............

DANCEDANCEDANCE

Meezer Monday Miles Report - the Sick Mom Edishun

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report - the Sick Mom Edishun

The mom has been sick since Thursday night. Here are some things that we have been hearing all weekend.

UNGHHHHHHHH
SNORRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK
SNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
SSSGGGGGGGGGGGHhhh (I think that's how you spell it)
UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
::breathing like Darth Vader::
det op by ed (I think that was GET OFF MY HEAD).
SNIFFFFFFFF
I dant breeeve
SNOOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKK
SNOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKK
SNOOORRRRRRRRKKKKK
wha?
by moub ib dry (I think that was my mouth is dry)
oouuuuuuuuuffffffffffffff
Bildy, why id you whole back side wet? (because he wented swimming in the water bowl).
det op my face

We gotted NO foods (except our normal stinky goodness) this weekend. We just watch her use about eleventy four squillion tissues and now her nose is all red and peely and looks gross. she's a mess.

Finally Friday

SAMMY

We is sorry we has not visited much - mommy is sick, and therefore pretty useless. she's not even good for keeping warm on because she won't let us lay on her for too long. she says we're too "heavy" and "hot" and she "can't breathe with a cat on her face". what a baby .

Thankful Thursday

BILLY SWEET FEETS

today ME is thankful for................... last night's turkey. ME hided some pieces and when mommy finded them this morning she didn't take them away and ME gotted to eat them.

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Meezer Rule will now just be at Simply Siamese. Whapping Wednesday will appear one a month. This will now be the Wednesday Rant. We have a lot to rant about.

Our rant for today - TURN THE FLIPPING HEAT UP WOMAN. We live in a freaking cave here - it's 63 degrees in this house. Your feets are blocks of ice. Your hands are like something you would find on a corpse. of COURSE our furs feel cold when you pet us. WE'RE COLD. If you won't turn up the hot air blowy things, then PLEASE put out a couple more fleece blankies!!! I don't care if you feel HOT when it's 66 degrees in here. Just becuase you've successfully lowered your core body temperature to that of a zombie doesn't mean that we can. Just because YOU wander around outside like a lunatic in 10 degree weather with no coat on and say "oh, it's not that bad out here" doesn't mean that WE haf to live in an environment like that INSIDE. Are you trying to preserve yourself in the cold or something? If you want to stay young looking, try dipping yourself in some pickling vat or something, but please, for the love of Bast, TURN UP THE FLIPPING HEAT.

PEE ESS:: ZEUS IS BACK!! ZEUS IS BACK!!!! If you nefur meeted Zeus, go meet him now. He's awesome and we haf missded him so much.