Thursday, November 30, 2006

My Ferst Furrsday Furrteen


Thirteen Things about SAMMY

1…. I am an applehead Siamese cat

2....I am 2 1/2 years old

3....I was found abandoned in my mommy's garden. She tried to find my home but could not, so I gotted to live wif her furefurr

4....I love FEV-VERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5.... I don't really like stinky goodness that much. I will nibble at it, but not really eat alot of it.

6....I love TEM-TAY-SHUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

7....I have a sweet little furriend named ABBY who is a manx kitty - she doesn't haf a tail.

8....I have to sleep on my mommy's head efurrynight, or I cannot get any rest, and then I'm kranky the next day.

9....If it doesn't get a tummy rub, I get kranky

10....I can turn off mommy's 'larm klok all by myself when it beeps

11....I hates hafing my pikshur taken - i ushually just play "bobblehead doll" so they all come out fuzzy

12....I likes to sit on the elevated floor in our house. It's my favorite spot.

13....I loves to push fings off all the tables in the house when mommy is not home, so that when she gets home, she has to put them all back.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Results are in


Well, it looks like I will be wearing my denim jacket on "speshul o-k-shuns". Most responses were that I was adorable. I 'pre-she-ate the flattery. I will wear my denim jacket wif pride from now on. I just hope that she doesn't buy me that striped polo shert that she was talking about. aye-yi-yi

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Adorable or Stoopid


The qwestion of the day is:
Is this adorable or stoopid. Mommy (who votes for Adorable) says that she will go wif the majority and if Stoopid (which I vote for) wins, I doesn't haf to wear this anymore. If Adorable wins, then I tolded Mommy I would wear it once in a while.

SAMMY - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She tried to put it on me, but she said it made my butt look too big, so I doesn't haf to wear it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 5 maybe


Here is the Fanksgifing weekend Miles Report

The Travel Report

We was TRICKED into getting into the PTU. We nefurr seed it when mommy was packing for the trip, and then there was darkness as a fuzzy blanket was placed ofurr me. I was carried OUTSIDE and wented into the metal monster wif wheels wif mommy, and there was the PTU, on the seat. I gotted out of the blankie and ran into the PTU. Then Sammy camed out the same way and he ranned into the PTU. TRICKY. Mommy says we is good riders - we does not yowl at all - and this time I gived Sammy more room - it was more 50-50 than the ushual 80 % that I haf to his 20%.

The Daddy Report - Sammy

Daddy was good to us - he gived us lots of tem-tay-shuns and scooped our box. We played wif him and layed on the foo-ton wif him. I did not haf to hide unner the bed furry much this time - I was not 'scairt of him this time.

The Fanksgifing feast report

Ferst, we hadded turkey and greens stinky goodness, then we hadded REAL turkey. Then I tried to see if I liked stuffing and cole slaw, but I didn't. I also hadded bacon and eggs. it was a filling day. Oh and HAM could not find me there. Mommy says he was waiting at home for me.

The Crazy fing that happened report

Mommy and daddy wented shopping on Friday, and they bought me somefing at the store. There will be a pikshur and a poll to see who finks it's nice and who finks it's stoopid.

Daddy's downstairs nayboors moved out this weekend - lots of banging and howling from their 3 woofies, AND we heared chirping from FEV-VERS. Sammy wented nuts trying to find out where the fev-vers was. He could not get to them. AND, there was a kitty in the hallway that they was taking care of. We will write a story about him this week too.

The I'm Glad We is Home Report

We didnt' want to leave daddy's house - we hided unner the bed and maked it hard for them to put us in the PTU. No tricks this time. But once we gotted home, Sammy ranned full speed around the house and so did I, and HAM finded me, and we gotted more tem-tay-shuns, and we hadded our own bed to sleep in. Although I sleeped on my FOO-TON all the time down there. I love my FOO-TON furry much and wanted to bring it home wif us, but mommy saided that daddy would not haf anyplace to sit if we didded that. So I tolded her to buy me my own foo-ton. I love foo-tons.

Hope efurryone hadded a great holiday!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Goodbye Sweet Tilly

Our furriend Tilly wented to the Rainbow Bridge on Thursday morning. We is so sorry for her mommy and daddy and for Toby.
Rest well sweet Tilly

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Turkey Day!!!!!!!

The Meezers

Happy Fanksgifing to efurrybean and efurrypoodin, and efurryfluffie, and efurrywoofie!!!

We haf lots to be fankful for:

We is fankful that we haf a home wif a mommy and daddy who love us so much

We is fankful that we get really good food

We is fankful that we is warm in the winter

We is fankful that we has so many furriends in the blogsphere, and that we all care so much about each ofurr

Wednesday, November 22, 2006



HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY ::whirling around on tippy toes:: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Ham camed to visit at lunch time yesterday!! Mommy tried to get pikshurs, but I plowed frough the ham too fast for her to take a pikshur. It was YUMMY in my tummy.

We is going wif Mommy!!!! We is going to see daddy, so that means a 5 hour ride in the PTU inside the metal monster wif wheels. Oh well. At least I gets to see my foo-ton!! And lay on it. And wiggle around on it. I loves my foo-ton.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Maybe today.....


Ham did not come yesterday. ::SIGH::. Mommy says that maybe it will come at lunch time today. I hope so.

Mommy is packing the blue bag and putting stinky goodness and tem-tay-shuns in bags for us. She saided somefing about going away for the holiday. I hopes we is going wif her and not to a kitty spa. We've nefurr been to a spa, but we wants to go wif Mommy - efenn if it means we has to go in the Prisioner Transport Unit. But that has not come up the stairs from the dungeon yet.

OH! I forgotted to say that when we waked up yesterday we hadded white grass!! and the tree out front that we can only see from the human litterbox room hadded white branches. It was cold near the windows too. Mommy says old man winter is here, but we didn't see any old man. And the map man on the talking pikshur box saided that it would be warm warm warm for a few days - but the white grass is still here. Maybe it will go away about the same time Ham comes to visit.

Monday, November 20, 2006



Ham, oh ham, where haf you gone? Why hafen't you visited me? I miss you Ham. I miss your salty piggyness. I miss your pinkness. I miss your hammy taste. Why? Why? WHY? Haf you heard that I also love tem-tay-shuns and you feel abandoned? Don't werry Ham, I love you more. I love you efen more than Dairy flavored tem-tay-shuns. Oh Ham, please come back. *SIGH* I will be waiting right here on the cowch for you.

Friday, November 17, 2006

I don't know WHO didded it


No, i don't know who tipped ofurr the trash can in the kitchen. And I don't know who spreaded the chick-hen bones all ofurr the lifing room. Haf you searched the house for introoders? That must be it - it was an introoder kitty - or maybe efenn a woofie. It wasn't me. What? you can smell chick-hen on my breaf? well, i can 'splain that. see, when i seed the chick-hen bones on the floor, I hadded to taste them to see what they tasted like. they tasted like chick-hen, which is prolly why you smell it on my breaf. But again, I didn't tip ofurr the trash can. It looks like a mess to clean up though. And you wif that my-grain. That's a shame. I'll help you - clean it up - um, is that bacon ofurr there?

Thursday, November 16, 2006



be furry furry quiet - mommy has a my-grain. we is trying to figure out what kind of grain my-grain is, but we hasn't figured it out yet. All we know is that her head is hurty and she has been sitting in front of the human litterbox instead of sitting on it. furry strange. oh, and it's dark dark dark in here - no lights on and the curtains ares still closed. For those who haf askded, mommy is feeling better from her oper-way-shun, but she is still furry hurty on her owie. her v-e-t saided that the swelling would go down in about 6 monfs (MONFS, she was not happy to hear that), but the hurty would go away in a few weeks. She has been looking and looking and looking for jobbies, but there aren't that many around here. We don't know what's gonna happen. Oh well, time to go lay on her head and purr.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Stoopid questions


Smart answers:

1. YES. I must stand on your owie to wake you up
2. YES. I must yowl in order to tell you how hungry I am
3. YES. It's not any fun unless my claws are out when I'm making love paws on your head
4. YES. The pink fleece shert is MINE to cuddle in, not yours to wear outside
5. YES. I like begetables. so what?
6. YES. I must turn my meezer butt in your direction when I get a tummy ache from eating begetables.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006



::happy happy happy dancing:: ::happy happy happy dancing::

SHRIMPS!!! SHRIMPS!!! Mommy finded 2 frozen shrimps in the freezer yesterday and I hadded SHRIMPS for dinner last night. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Monday, November 13, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 3 (or 4, I can't 'amember)


The Bisitor Report

Well, Daddy isn't really a bisitor, but he didded come to see us this weekend. This is me at Daddy's house the last time we was there. We hadded fun wif Daddy, I putted the bitey on him lots when we was playing.

The Food report

We is getting the new Fancy Feast stinky goodness in the green cans efurry day now - it's the only stinky goodness we will eat. We also had tem-tay-shuns 3 times on Saturday. Sammy is being a real tem-tay-shuns piggy and begs for them. No ham. No roast beast. Not a good food weekend

The New Couch Report

We sleepded on the new couch all weekend and did not sleep in the bed wif mommy and daddy a all. It's so comfy, and we has our nap blankies that Sophia sented us for the last Secret Paws, which we likes to sleep on lots.

The Outside Report - By Sammy

Lots going on outside. We FINALLY seed a SQUIRREL last week! It was eating sunflower seeds that the fev-vers droppded from the fev-ver feeder. It stared at us while we was watching it from the big slidy door, which made me nervous, 'acause I fought it was stalking us. So I ran around the lifing room and howlded until Mommy lookded out the curtains. When she lookded out the curtains, the squirrel runned away. Mommy must be scary looking to squirrels!

We hopes efurryone hadded a good weekend!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Happy Veteran's Day


We would like to wish efurryone out there who has served our country a Happy Veteran's Day. Mommy's daddy served in the Army in Nurenberg during the German war trials. He landed in Germany the day WWII ended and was on guard duty during the war trials. Our daddy was in the Navy, in the submarine service. Our daddy is visiting this weekend, it's nice to haf him home.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Legal question


So, if a kitty jumps on the bed to snuggle wif their purrson, and said kitty gets a little carried away and bites the purrsons ear, but then realizes what he did and a-mee-dee-at-lee kisses the owie spot he made, should he legally be banished from the bed?

Thursday, November 09, 2006


I don't care if it was 4am, I was HUNGRY and I needed TEM-TAY-SHUNS. That is why I jumped on and off the bed a squillion times until you gotted your lazy butt out of bed at 5am. HOWEVER I wanted TEM-TAY-SHUNS, NOT stinky goodness. Stinky goodness is for breakfest when the sun comes up. That is why I jumped on and off the bed anofurr squillion times until you lockded me out of the bedroom. In locking ME out of the bedroom, you also lockded MILES out of the bedroom, and he is really really really sad about that. He was crying. That is why he will not sit wif you this morning.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006



It's HERE!!! It gotted here yesterday morning. Ferst, neifurr Sammy or I would go near it. It smelled funny. But then Mommy pickded us up and putted us on it, and we LIKED it. SEE? Sammy is on the left and I am on the right.

Then Sammy 'acided to go to sleep, and he stayed there all day. Oh! And see how it matches our furs?

Sunday, November 05, 2006



Mommy saided that we is getting a new cowch on Tuesday!!! YAY!!! I hopes it's a FUTON!!!
What Mommy? It's a reclining cowch? what's a reclining cowch? Oh, and it's dark brown to match our furs! I can't wait!!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Party time!


We is heading ofurr to Smeagol and Strider's for the November purrfday and gotcha day party. we hopes to see efurryone there!

Friday, November 03, 2006

We gotted PRESSIES!!


My sweet, beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful ABBY sented me an Miles PRESSIES!!! We was sooooooooooooooo 'acited. Abby is so sweet and wanted us to haf some pressies while Mommy was 'acovering from her oper-way-shun. Here are some pikshurs (they are all of ME, 'acuase Miles smelled the nip and went nutso and he was all blurry in the pikshurs - he would not hold still)

This is me 'spekting the package

A card from my Abby!!!

TEM-TAY-SHUNS!!! and in our most favorite flavor - Dairy! OOOOHHHH Abby, you is so foughtful!!

and TOYS!!!!! A glitter fishy and a FEV-VER BALL!!! wif NIP in them.

Oh Abby, we loves our toys and treats!!! Fank you, and fank your mommy Debra and Boo, Ping, Gracie and Jinx.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Bisitor


We hadded a bisitor last night. The lady that does mommy's claws camed ofurr 'acuase Mommy could not climb all the stairs at the salon. She broughted all this stuff wif her - drills, smelly stuff, painty stuff. I hadded to see what it was! So I jumpded up on the table and aksidentally knocked some stuff on the floor. OOPS. It was ok, efurryfing was closed and she didn't get mad. To make shur she wasn't going to get mad, I rubbed all ofurr her and putted my stink on her. She saided that I was the most beautiful kitty she had efurr seen. Then, SAMMY camed down the stairs from his scairty cat hiding spot, and she saided that HE was the most beautiful kitty she had efurr seen. Well lady, which is it? Me or Sammy? I started rubbing all ofurr her again, and Sammy sat there and squinted his eyes and winked at her. He's an attenshun hog. So I rubbed against her more, and then to seal the deal, I plopped down in front of her and had an "after dinner mint". Mommy was 47 kinds of 'barassed and tolded me that it was not 'propriate in company. The claw lady just laughed and saided that I was too cute. I WIN!!! I'M THE CUTEST!!!! HA. Take that Sammy. Your soft velvety furs didn't win this time.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Uh Oh


Sorry Mommy, I didn't realize that getting your staples out didn't mean that "the runway across the bed is open now". Sorry I stomped you. Sorry also that I clawed your head last night. I was doing love paws and gotted a little carried away. Hope your head didn't bleed too much. But, while you were up at 3am, you could have given us some stinky goodness. right?

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...