Thursday with Bill

BILLY

Ferst, ME has to say FANK YOU to the beautiful Mrs Sniffles for this award!! We loves it and we loves Mrs Sniffles!!

NOW, ME wants to say FANK YOU to Mommie ML, KC, Missy, Faith-Boo, Smokey, Sol and BJ. Socket SweetFeets Sherwood gotted here safe and sound and ME loves him and ME is not going to chang his name (gived by the wonderful Mr Derby!)ME loves all of you furry much!

And FANK YOU to Auntie Deb for all the wonderful prizes ME winned for naming Sprout SweetFeets Taylor. ME is so happy! Me loves you too furry much!!

Here is pikshurs of ME

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

There will be no Meezer Rule or Whapping Wednesday this week so that Dino's last Meezer Rule can take center stage. Dino was the inspiration behind Meezer Rule Wednesday and we shall continue his legacy next week. (his rule will be posted at about 6am).

And for sweet TT.

We cannot say goodbye anymore to our friends, it's just too hard, and it's never really good bye.

Dino and TT, rest well


Until we meet at The Bridge

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

OK, me needs advice and answers 'cause ME is 'afused.

Lately, ME has been sleeping on the couch 'ahind the mom lady person's head. And whenever the mom lady person gets up, ME has to follow her where ever she goes. ME even lets her huggle on me more and ME doesn't ask to be putted down so fast. AND ::GASP:: ME HAS PURRRRRRRED when she holded me. OH, and mommy wented out yesterday and when she camed back, ME ranned to the door. When she saided HI ME ranned away.

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???? It's 'afusing ME lots.

Meezer Monday

MILES

Mommy is staying home today so I shall sit up here on the top of the couch and stare at her all day.

Just like this

Finally Friday

Thursday Thirteen

MILES

Thirteen reasons why I haf to run around at 3am (when you haf to get up at 5am)

1. Because
2. Sammy dared me to
3. Billy taunted me
4. I had already sleeped a squillion hours and was not tired
5. I was hungry
6. I was thirsty
7. I had to go potty
8. Because
9. It was thundering and it scairt me
10. HUNGRY
11. I need the exercise
12. it was time for you to get up and use the human litterbox anyway
13. BECAUSE

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

So, it's Meezer Rule Wednesday again! Want to know what my rule is? Pushing your little brother's head into the water dish will get you yelled at. Even if he WANTED me to do it. Really Mom, he WANTED me to do it! You KNOW how freaky he is with water. Why don't you believe me?


SAMMY

I have discovered an entirely NEW form of whapping that has just amused me to NO END this week. It's called GHOST whapping. This is where you whap AT your human, barely touching them on a bare spot on their arm, or their neck or some part, when they are not looking. This will make them feel like they have bugs crawling on them and totally freak them out. It's AWESOME.

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY

The Mom Lady Person says that ME is getting a "Squishy belly" When ME asked Miles and Sammy what that meaned, they both laffed and hollered "YOU'RE GETTING FAT"

::GASP::

ME IS NOT GETTING FAT IS ME????

OH NO, now no girlcats will efur want to be a girlfriendcat to me.

Mommie ML and Auntie Deb- ME loves you lots and ME wants you to get all better.

SAMMY AND MILES: HEY!! We loves Mommy ML and Auntie Deb too! Please get better

Meezer Monday

SAMMY

::SIGH: she had corn on the cob last night and DID NOT GIVE ME ANY CORN COBS to eat and play with. She knows that they're my absolute favorite thing to chew and eat and play with.

Why does she hate me so?

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Dear Lady who calls herself MOM

Well, you have been doing better in the skritching department this week and I 'presheate it. HOWEVER, you cannot seem to hold too much informashun in your brain at one time can you?
For Example: WATER DISHES - um, they need WATER in them.

LITTER BOX - while the Breeze box is very nice and much less stinky, that does not mean you can go 4 days without changing the pee pad. It's your own fault if it is a little messy to pick up. Learn your lesson and remember it for the next time (which by my cal-q-lashun should be SATURDAY. as in TOMORROW.

TOY BOX - fev-ver toys go on TOP. if you put them in the bottom I will tip it over and throw the toys all over the floor to get to my fev-ver toys.

DAYS of the Week - Yesterday was Thursday. Today is FRIDAY. Don't lay in bed and spend 10 minutes arguing wif yourself about what day it is. Just ask me. I'm a cat and I know what day it is for cripes sake.

I'm glad we had this talk, aren't you?

NOW SKRITCH ME

Water Baby

MILES

Can someone PLEASE 'splain to young Billiam Norton Sweet Feets Gingersnap that drinking HOT BATH WATER is NOT somefing a kitty should be doing?

::SIGH:: - he's sooooooooooo weerd

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer Rule: When dragged out of your tent for no reason, make shur that you let everyone know that you are too tired to deal with them.

SAMMY
Whapping lesson (and another meezer rule) for today: when whapping a bowl full of something from the table to the floor, make shur that you don't walk through it and leave footprints behind. Especially RED foot prints (Sorry, mommy was too mad to take pikshurs of my cute strawberry scented footprints on the carpet and white floor).

Tuesdays with Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

Dear Mom Lady Person

Me is sleeping. Me cannot hear you.

Meezer Mancat Monday

SAMMY

Do you think Abby will think I'm manly?

SIGH

::GLARES AT WOMAN::

The lady that lives here and calls herself "mother" trashed our blog while trying help me create the blog for Ariel and MaoMao's wedding. ::SIGH::

Please bear with us while we are under re-construkshun.

See what we haf to put up wif on a daily basis?

Samuel Alfonse Meezer

Award!!

SAMMY

Sweet Ariel (I'm planning her wedding to MaoMao aka Chairman Mao) gave us this wonderful award!!!

Thank you Ariel!!

We will each pass it on to one friend (and we are choosing all NEW friends!!)

Billy - ME gifs it to Wally, Ernie and Zoey!

Miles - I will give it to Aoise!

Sammy - I will give it to Texas!!!

For Forest

Forest It's so hard to say goodbye, so we will just say "Until we meet at The Bridge..."

Finally Friday

SAMMY

An Open Letter to the lady who calls herself Mother

Re: Morning Skritch Time

Dear Lady who calls herself Mother

What the heck is up with the "I can't stand here and sktrich your butt all day" attitude you haf adopted lately? Get your hiney out of bed earlier to attend to my needs woman! If I don't get my solid 15 minutes of butt skritches (and the kind that make me arch my back and tip over) then I am crabilated all day. If you would like to come home to less whappage, then you know what you haf to do.

Your truly
Samuel Alfonse Meezer

Finally Friday - Hero Day

Thursday Thirteen

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

thirteen things me likes

1. snuggle from Sophia that me has claimes as my own (not the spicy vixen snuggle but the really cool red and yellow and ofur colored one

Q. twist ties - MUST KILL

12. going outside!! WOO HOO

8. getting hand feeded from the mom lady person. Me and Miles end up eating about half of her dinner

&. toe monsters in the bed

w. meezermania - me loves rassling

6. FOODS

me thinks that is thirteen?

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Here is my rule for today: when the evil woofie come in your house to eat your brother's head, make shur that you hiss and swipe your paw at him whenever you see him.

SAMMY

Whapping Damage from Sunday Night: (for mommy to find Monday Morning)
1. Human litterbox paper whapped into rainbox
2. everything on edge of rainbox whapped into rainbox
3. everything on counter in human litterbox room whapped to floor
4. face painting stuff in human litterbox room whapped into sink.
5. Curtains in human litterbox room pulled down.

Thanks Billy - you were a big help!!!

Tuesdays with Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

OH HALP!!! ME IS BEING EATED BY WOOFIE!!!

HE ALREADY EATED MY HEAD!!!

HAHAHAHA. This is my friend MAX. See him? he is laffin and laffin!!

He is woofie of friend of mom lady person. ME likes him lots. You can't see it in this pikshur, but we is hafing a contest to see who's mouf is bigger. Me finks ME winned.
Max is a American Eskimo woofie and is about 8 years old. He weights 36 pounds (so he's fatter than efen Miles!) and sometimes he stays wif us when his people go away - because if he goes to the spa he barks ALL THE TIME. And the spa people don't like him because of that. When he is here we play "who's mouf is bigger" and "bite the hoo-has" and we play wif his loofa dog toy and his squirrel. And we go out on our leashes togefur. Mom lady person says that the next time he comes she will attach my leash to his collar so that he can take me for a walk. COOL!!!!
(Mom's note: NO BILL, that will never happen).

Our furriends Gandolf and Grayson gived us this wonderful award!

This award was created to be given to bloggers who inspire others with their creativity and their talents, also for contributing to the blogging world in whatever medium.

We is 'posed to pass it on, but we finks efurryone in the cat blogosphere inspires us and is creative and talented, so we wants to give it to you all. Please take it!!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Miles Report - July Forf Edishun

The Party Report - Grammie and Grampie's 50th wedding annifursary party was this weekend. WE was not invited. Prime Rib was served. That was TOTALLY unfair.

The Meezer Dad Report - Meezer Dad (aka My Foo-ton Dude) was home. He starts his new jobbie today at 12 noon. Good thing because he can't get his butt out of bed early. Oh, I finded this letter from Meezer Dad:
Dear Sammy, Miles and Billy - Please do not sleep on my face or feets when I am home to visit. I am 'lergik to you all and it makes it hard for me to breathe. I love you all, but you make me sneeze. Kiss Kiss. Daddy (aka Meezer Dad or Foo-ton Dude).

The food report: Well, I can tell you what we DIDN'T have. PRIME RIB. or ICE CREAM CAKE. There was ice cream cake at the party too. and they didn't bring any home with them. Ungrateful Meezer parents.

The Bill Report - um, he ran out the front door last night. and his feets were wet alot too.

The Weather Report - by Sammy: Sammy Meezer here with the weather report: no rain, no boom booms. Clear skies. Perfect alien watching weather. And there were lots of aliens this weekend. But that's a report for another time. Back to you Miles

The Sports Report: Meezer500 - won by Sammy (mommy says that's 'acuse I'm fat, I say nay-nay, it's because Sammy cheats - he jumps down the stairs instead of running). MeezerMania3027: Won by Miles!!!! WOO HOOO. (Mommy says pinning Billy doesn't count because I weigh 10 pounds more than him. I say nay-nay - he did a flying leap off the top turnbuckle and landed on my head- it's fair that I threw him down and sat on his head).

That is the Miles Report for today. Miles Meezer signing off.
::walks off mumbling - I will GET HER for not bringing me some prime rib!

Happy 4th of July

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. "

Our most important right is the right to vote. To change what we do not like. Throughout history, Democracy had not worked. It always dissolved into something different - Emperors and Kings ruled. Our Founding Fathers themselves were very fearful that it still would not work. If they were here today, I'm sure they would be amazed. They may be disappointed at somethings - maybe our elected officials do not always govern with the consent of the people. But ultimately, the power in this country is still where the Founding Fathers knew it should be - with WE THE PEOPLE.

No matter how flawed our Founding Fathers were, they all had the same vision. A country where people can practice whatever religion they want, hold whatever jobs they want, make as much money as they want, without government interference.

And they fought to make that happen. And almost everyone who fought in the Revolutionary War lost everything to make sure that it happened.

The price of Freedom will always be high. But the preservation of Freedom will always be worth it.

Thursday Thirteen

MILES

Thirteen Search Phrases that bring people here to visit us.

1. What does a woodchuck look like? - gee Sammy wants to know too

2. How to have fun camping. There are many ways to have fun camping.

3. I need a bambalance - I needed one too, 'cept mine was a bamalance

4. Do woodchucks have tails? - what's with all the people wondering about woodchucks?

5. Hot mom Friend Blogspot - interesting, and I think probably a little icky

6. Big Fish Kitty Luv - um, right

7. sweater with tails - if your sweater has tails, it's a little weird

8. does pa have woodchucks or groundhogs - we don't know, stop coming here

9. lady rassling - that sounds like fun

10. what is the best kitten food to prevent smelly farts? - we doesn't know but if you find out please tell us

11. crap crap crappity crap crap - ok, close enough

12. ate a hot pepper and butt burns. - YES IT DOES.

13. i poot. - well I do

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

So, my rule for today is: standing in the hallway upstairs and hollering at the top of your lungs is a good way to start a game of THoE or Meezer500 OR just a plain 'ol riot.

SAMMY

Well, I would like to talk to you today again about whapping the people. 'pacifically whapping the feets while they are walking by. Now, this is a really fun activity. I personally like to follow behind and whap the heels and ankles and if I'm lucky, I can get the bottom of a foot. When you are lucky like that the best thing to do is holler and make the people pick up their feets and trip. Now, if you can get to the side you can whap some toes and that's always fun too. Just remember, when you whap the feets, don't get your paws stuck between their feets and the floor

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY GINGERSNAP

So, ME kissded the mom lady person. And now she won't leave me alone.

ME is big tough tiger! ME doesn't need snuggles or huggles or kissies or any of that mushy stuff!!!

The mom lady person is sad. She finded ME standing in human litterbox yesterday morning. She said that she thought ME was done doing things like that. ME stands in the human rain box to0 - when the water starts falling and filling up the bubbly part, ME jumps in and stays until the water gets too hot. Then me stands and leans over the side and drinks the bubbles. Bubbles is good. ME sticks my paws in the bubbly water and washes them. Me has to keep my feets sweet!!!