Friday, August 31, 2007



We will be chillin' this weekend - my Foo-ton dude is home for the weekend (wifout my foo-ton!! he saided it would not fit in his car - he needs to get a bigger car).

Thursday, August 30, 2007

mmmmmmm corn


Many of you has asked "Sammy, you eat corn husks?". Well, YES I do. Why, cause they is like big blades of grass.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles


When taking your morning baf, make shur that your couch does not try and eat you.

We has a 2nd rule today - when your furriends are having a rough or scairty time, and needs hugs or kittykissies or maybe cake, make shur that you support them. This is for our dear furriend Auntie Bee. We loves you!

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Rememberance Tuesday


It was one year ago today that our beloved Gramma Trixie wented to the Rainbow Bridge to be wif her twin brofurr Grampa Norton, and The One Who Came Before, Ralphie.

We still miss her so much. Yesterday, Mommy gotted out the saved furs from Trixe and Norton and let us sniff them. I sniffed and sniffed and licked the furs. Miles took the Trixie furs and put them between his paws and laid down on the couch and purred.

For those kitties who were not blogging last year, HERE is a great blog entry writed by Gramma Trixie, about her life.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Manly Meezer Mancat Monday


Being a mancat means putting the bitey on lots of fings - but not akshually using your teefs!! See how I bite the camera strap but don't use my teefs?

Friday, August 24, 2007

Monster Names



Your Monster Profile

Hungry Strangler

You Feast On: Grass

You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart

You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies


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Wild Warrior

You Feast On: Snow Cones

You Lurk Around In: Nude Beaches

You Especially Like to Torment: Cops

Thursday, August 23, 2007


NO I did not eat the corn husks.
NO I did not whap the mail off the table (it was all junk mail that you was gonna throw out anyway)
NO I'm not gonna shoot my laser eyes at you (unless you make anofurr crack about my crossed eyes - they's kind of crossed in this pikshur, but that doesn't mean you can pick on me)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

My rule for today is as follows:
Always express your emotions through your eyes.
(what are my eyes telling you Mommy?)
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Happy 1000th


Almost 2 years ago, as mommy was reading her daily fill of User Friendly, her favorite computer geek comic, she saw a post on the daily message board there that The Mows was really funny that day. So she clicked on the link and our lives were changed forever. We enjoyed spending that night reading the past adventures of Tigey, Indy and Nonie. But, there was a link on the page that we keeped seeing that said "funny blog". So we clicked on it. And this is where we ended up. We spent the next week reading all the archives and all about Max and then we read Buddah's blog and we were hooked. After a couple of months, Mommy let us get our own blog and the rest is history. We haf meeted so many nice kitties and beans and even woofies, ratties and buns (especially our NOMSS fluffy Mrs Sniffles).

Yesterday was the Mows 1000th comic. Jay Dyke now has a Mows blog and you should all check it out. You can sign up to have the comic delivered to your email when it's published. You can add the blog to your feed readers too. Although the real Tigey and Indy have gone to the Bridge (and maybe Nonie too, they were all real and true littermates) and Jay has other kitties now, he is still telling the adventures of the original 3 Mows. And from yesterday's post, there will be wonderful exciting adventures coming up. If you have never read The Mows, you should. If we had never found The Mows, we would never have found Max, and we never would have blogged and we never would have met all of you! So, it's all Indy's fault!!!

Happy 1000th Mows!! We look forward to 1000 more adventures with you!

Question for all of you who read The Mows - who is your favorite Mow?

Monday, August 20, 2007

Meezer Mancat Monday - Cleanliness


Mom, it's Meezer Mancat Monday - stop taking pikshurs of me when I'm bathing. It's not really a manly pose.

Friends, please stop by Frostin's blog (and his sister Princess Boots) and send some purrs to his human pets Bob and Monika. Monika is in the hospital.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Middle name and nose twins


I was tagged by our woofie furriend Titus to do the Middle Name Meme. Here is how it works:
1. List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
2. When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.
3. At the end of your post, choose one cat to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each kitty know they were tagged. Howerver, you can always tag whatever kitty you want to tag.

I, Samuel Alfonse Meezer will go ferst (ok well Alfonse isn't really my middle name, I don't have one, but my initials spell SAM. hee hee)

A - Adorable - yep mommy tells me that all the time
L- Lovey - yep, mommy tells me that efurry time I snuggle her at night
F- Funny - she tells me that all the time when I roll over or hang off the balcony or run around when there are aliens in the yard
O - Obnoxious - I am 'parently obnoxious at 3am when I am whapping stuff
N - Nice - I am mostly nice, I hardly efurr put the bitey on Mommy
S - Silly - mommy says I am a really silly Meezer
E - Evil - I haf evil death ray laser eyes. It scares mommy in the middle of the night.

It is my turn. My middle name is Fillipe - well, if I HAD a middle name it would be Fillipe.

F - Faro of the Foo-ton
I - Idget - mommy calls me this - I think it might mean cute.
L - Lovey - I love Mommy and I love windowsill kissies, and I love petting her face
L - Looney - mommy thinks I am looney
I - Icky poo
P - Poosinator. I am a sooper-hero. I am THE POOSINATOR. I'm still designing my spandex outfit (no cape).
E - Exasperating. This is a mommy werd. I don't know what it means. I think it might mean that I'm Extra speshul.


we has searched high and low to find our Nose Twins for George's twin challenge. And then it hit us!
I present my nose twin - Miles Meezer


I present MY nose twin - Sammy Meezer

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - by Sammy Meezer


Thirteen Things I haf whapped this week:

1. I whapped mommy's phones off the night stand
2. I whapped the 'amore controls off the night stand
3. I whapped the nose blowy things off the night stand
4 I whapped the lamp off the night stand
5. I whapped the clock radio off the night stand
6. I whapped the grapes off my table
7 I whapped the placemats off my table
8. i whapped the dead catnip plant off the coffee table
9. I whapped mommy's loshun from my big windowsill into the human litter box (serves you right for forgetting to put the lid down)
10. I whapped her toothbrush into the sinnk
11. I whapped her makeup brushes into the sink
12. I whapped her soda off the side table in the living room (and then the noisy spot bot came out from hibernation)
13. I whapped her iced coffee off the side table in the living room. (that spot bot needs to die).

it's been a pretty good week for whapping.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles


When trying to impress your girlfriendcat, a tattoo (temporary) is always the best way to show how you feel, and yet are a "bad boy" at the same time. purrrrrrrsssssss to my girlfriendcat Sanjee.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Complaint Department


Attenshun Human Female Who Thinks That She Runs My Life and The House: (if that is your REAL name).

Complaint Number 1: The freaking cold air blowy things that are in the sleeping room. Now, we have central cold air blowing out of all the vents. Why does we need to have a room cold air blowy thing and a fan cold air blowy thing too? Haf you noticed that IT'S SNOWING IN THE SLEEPING ROOM? Now you know why I has to sleep unner the covers. SHEESH.

Complaint Number B: The ham sichuachun is just deplorable (I knew that those werd of the day calendars would come in handy one day). There is no ham in the frigerfrator. There is no ham anywhere in this house. This needs to change and it needs to change FAST.

Complaint Number 3: I want to go camping in the highlands. I'm a little tired of the wilderness, so MOVE MY TENT. Please.

Complaint Number C: I want, no, I NEED to play the red dot game. All the time. must. play. red. dot. game. Hey, you gotted it for me, so you has to play with me.

Complaint Number 2: Why can't I have my own credit card? I believe I can be fiscally (thank you again werd of the day calendar) 'asponsible and I can count - as I haf proofed by my numbering of this list. If I hadded my own credit card, I could order a 36 pound smiffield ham from smiffield virginny. I would share it wif you.

That is my list of complaints. Fank you for your attenshun.

Your adoring little Poosie
(see, I'm using the cute name!)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Blue Manly Meezer Meme Monday


So, at the big August Gotcha Party this weekend, we hadded about 53 different kindss of fun!! We was talking about our mommies dyeing their hairs different colors, so I went to the spa and dyed my furs BLUE!! Pretty cool huh? And manly too. And I 'acided on blue 'acuase I missed my Abby, she was not able to come to the party.

Tara tagged me and Miles for a meme on the five most important days of our lives.
I will go ferst:

My ferst most important day was sometime after July 4th, 2004 when I gotted losted (or was purposely losted by somebody) and ended up in the side garden at what would become my mommy's house. Grampa Norton finded me and tolded mommy and she camed and rescued me. After she tried, and failed, to find my ofur home, she saided I could stay. That taked 3 days.

My second most important day was the day I meeted my daddy. He camed home to meet me the ferst week. We taked a nap togefurr on the couch and we has been buddies efur since. I love my daddy.

My third most important day was the day of my hoo-ha-ectomy. Not just 'cause of the oper-way-shun, but 'cause I discovered that mommy didn't lie to me when she saided that she would always come back for me. I had abandonment ishues (I kind of still do, but it's getting better). She tolded the v-e-t that I hadded to come home that night, that I could not stay ofur night 'cause I was scairt. She camed and gotted me and I was really happy and I started trusting her.

The fourth most important day was May 3, 2006. That was the day that Grampa Norton wented to the Bridge. I miss him so much. Grampa Norton was 1 week away from turning 18.

The fifth most important day was August 28, 2006, the day that Gramma Trixie wented to the Bridge. She was Norton's twin sister and could not be without him anymore, so she ran off to spend forever with him and "The One Who Came Before". I miss her lots and lots too.


Ok, My tern.

My ferst most important day was sometime around Mommy's purrfday (June 25) 2005. (thank Mom for not 'membering!! sheesh) - the day I meeted Mommy and she kidnapped me from my home wif my mommy and sisfur and I nefur seed them again. I missed them, but after a few days of playing hissy and spitty and punchy wif Mommy, I 'acided that I would stay. Only because Grampa Norton was there and I loved him from the ferst day.

My second most important day was the day I stole ham from Mommy and discovered it's lovely piggy goodness

My third most important day was the day Daddy gotted his foo-ton

My fourth and fifth most important days are the same as Sammys. I miss Trixie and Norton so much. The other day Mommy pulled out the tufts of Trixie and Norton furs that she has saved with their ashes, and I just started purring and sniffing and she putted them down on the floor and I layed on them. Then she putted them back in the cabinet. I miss them. ::SIGH::

Hey Efurryone - Jinx, a fairly new blogging kitty, is feeling a little lonely - she's not getting many visitors, so stop on over and see this pretty Meezer! She would love so get some more comments so that she can meet other kitties!

Friday, August 10, 2007

we hates werk


MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM where is you? Come OOONNNNN. It's late and we has not bisited all of our friends blogs today. MOOOOOOOOMMMMM???? WHERE IS YOU????


Look, she's sleeping on the couch. SHEESH. I'm glad she's getting some werk, because it's been over a month since she gotted werk and made green papers, but this is BAD. She has to go OUT to do her werk this week, and that's NOT GOOD. She comes home too tired to help us bisit our furriends.

HEY! I has an idea - lets get some of those sharp-ee markers from the table and make a mouse-tashe on her face!!!


Miles, that's not nice. That stuff doesn't wash off. how about putting stinky goodness in her hair?


ARE YOU INSANE? What a waste of purrfektly good stinky goodness!!
HEY!! How about we stick her hand in a bowl of warm water! I hear beans LOVE that.


how is we 'posed to carry the bowl of water?
Wait, I know, I'll just jump on her head.




MOM? can you post our blog entry for tomorrow and let us bisit some furriends?
Oh, you doesn't haf to read what we're posting, it's just normal Meezer stuff. Just push the button please.

Efurryone, we is sorry we has not been bisiting you all this week, we will catch up on the weekend and hopefully next week will be back to normal.

we loves you all!

Thursday, August 09, 2007

NOMSS Friend


We has asked the beautiful Mrs Sniffles to be our Not Of My Species Special Friend. But bunny mommy and bunny daddy are on vacation, so we don't know if she accepts for a few days. Isn't she beautiful? We just want to rub our faces on her soft furs and give her nosekissies.
This was furry furry hard for us, because we has so many NOMSS Friends already:

We have Miss Renee who is a furry special and nice human friend - we love her lots.

And we have Miss Carmen, she's funny and we like her alot too.

Recently, we made furriends with Auntie Bee, she's hysterical and she efenn put Miles' pikshur of him in his fishing gear on her blog. Mommy LOVES her blonde jokes. We loves Auntie Bee.

And, one of our bestest furriends is Cowboy, who we met when his Eppy was sick and went to the Bridge, and now he has a new beautiful little sweetie at his house, so see her if you haven't already.

We also are friends with Lando and Fi, who are the beautiful buns who live with Sophia, the Diva Kitty, and we also like the Rats who live with our furriends Merlin, Shadow and Koko, and also with Rabbie Burns, who cracks us up all the time.

So, it was a really really hard decision. We akshually want to be NOMSS friends wif EVERYONE.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles


Here is my rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday:

When your mommy claims to haf to leave for "werk" so that "you cats can eat for another week" after she has been werking from home part time for monfs, make shur that you toss efurryfing from the tables onto the floor 'afore she gets home.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

::grumble:: where is mah dinner?

Does I look MAD? Good. I AM mad. It's PAST dinner time, and my dish is STILL emp-ty. Fill my dish.
Oh, and you really can't stop the laser eye wif your so-called red-eye correkting software. if you click to bigify, you can see my laser eyes breaking out of their black covering. HA.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Double Manly Meezer Monday

SAMMY: Hey Miles, look at me, I'm on my table

MILES: Nope, I'm not gonna look - I'm 'noring you. And Mommy. Don't look at the flashy box. We is too manly.

Happy Manly Meezer Monday!!

Friday, August 03, 2007


Why does you always thing we has done somefing wrong? HEY!! LOOK UP THERE!!! THERE'S SOMEFING UP THERE!!!!
No, we don't know who knocked over the basket of fake grapes. but LOOK UP THERE!!! IT'S REALLY COOL!!! COME ON LOOK UP THERE!!! We will kill it wif our lazer eyes!

Thursday, August 02, 2007



These are my feets. They is NORMAL. They is brown. Hey I haf stripes! That's really weird, you can only see stripes in pikshurs, you can't see them in purrson.
Anyway, this is me standing on MY table when Mommy is giving me my butt skritches - right on that spot at the base of my tail. I loves it. I stands on my tippy-toes. See, I'm standing on my tippy toes. WAAAAAAAYY up on my tippy -toes. It does not look like I haf pantaloons and peglegs. I am not Peg-leg-Pete. Does you hear me Mommy?

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles


When pretending to be the centerpiece on the table, always remember to straighten out the wrinkles.
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