Finally Friday

MILES

Whew, it's finally friday! It's been a nervous week and we still don't know nothing about jobbies. what we do know? mommy is WEIRD! She opened a can of foods for us the other night and saided "it's dinner time - it's seafood dinner! let's see, there's seafood and dinner in it" ::Sigh:: she's gone around the bend for real this time.

Thankful Thursday and Happy Valentine's Day

SAMMY

We are so very thankful to our wonderful friend Daisy Mae Maus for sending us a Valentine's Day package! Look at all of the good stuff!! Some of our favorite foods, our most favorite flavor of tem-tay-shuns and 2 nip raviolis! See Miles sniffing them? That's the last time he was close to them. HA! THEY'RE MINE!!

Our wonderful friend Java gave us this award. He said that we was the inspiration for him to blog! US!! an inspiration! That is just so nice! Thank you very much Java!
Ok, about the jobbie situation: No news yet from the jobbie in Buffalo. They gotted her references on Tuesday and forwarded them on. The head hunter did not hear anyfing from the company on Wednesday. Last night, mommy gotted a call from another company here in Rochester that does consulting to the company that laid her off in 2006. The job they have is working with almost EVERYONE that she worked with at the jobbie that laid her off in 2006. It just would not be working FOR the company but consulting TO the company. She talked to him for over an hour and he will discuss "next steps" with the consulting company tomorrow. Mommy says she would rather take a new opportunity in Buffalo than a job back where she really was not too happy, if she is lucky enough to be offered both. But, she might not be offered either. SO we shall just wait and cross our fingers and pray.
Thank you all for your prayers and thoughts.

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

I don't get this dog show stuff. We hadded to watch it last night on TV. We haf to watch it efurry year. Poor woofies. Why does they agree to be put on a rope and ranned around on fake grass, and haf people in formal clothes touch them in weird and inappropriate places? Sheesh! I seen some lady stick her hand where only a v-e-t should stick theirs hands on some poor dog who hadded dredlocks in his furs. How embarassing on nashunal TV.

Meezer Rule: Cats should nefur subject themselfs to being felt in inappropriate places on nashunal TV.

SAMMY

So, I finished my puzzle. LOOK! Do you see something interesting in this pikshur?

A closer look.
Yes Mom, I whapped that last piece into outerspace.

Whapping lesson for today

Always make shur that you whap the last piece of a puzzle, or model or any project your human is werking on. Whap it hard and whap it far. This will ensure hours, if not days, of amusement while they look for it.

Seriously, I whapped it. We cannot find the piece anywhere.

Nope, still not finished

SAMMY

My puzzle is still not finished. And mommy is terrible at taking pikshurs - look how blurry I am!!

Thank you all for the purrayers for mommy's job! We will let efurryone know as soon as we do. We just hope they goes for quality over the local person.

We has been given some more awards, and we gotted a pakage in the mail too. We will post all of that for a Thankful Thursday post this week. Thank you to all of you who haf gived us awards!

now,where does this piece go? .............um

in my mouf?

Manly Meezer Monday

NEWSFLASH: Please say your purrayers for mommy. She got tolded today that she is one of two finalists (and the ferst choice) for a jobbie!! The only prollem is that the jobbie is in Buffalo, abouut 86 miles from our house. Mommy says that we would move to be closer to the jobbie, but the other person that is a finalist is from Buffalo, so they may choose him over Mommy just for that reason. So please say purrayers that they go with their ferst choice - mommy!

SAMMY

Who wants to help me finish my puzzle?

MILES

Ferst, mommy says "THANK YOU" for all the get well wishes and purrsss. She is starting to feel a little less yucky, even though she hadded the "headache from the place i cannot say because it's on my bad werd list" yesterday and last night.

Second, I realize she is sicky, but sicky people should never, ever, try and groom a kitty. know why? SHE MUTILATED ME!!! ok, well, mutilate is a harsh werd, See, she was clipping the claws on my back feets and she clipped one a little too close, and it started to bleed and I screamed and she jumped and I jumped and I clawed her cheek and it started to bleed. It was all very tramajik. I'm traumatized.

Some words of advice - Thursday 13

SAMMY

Here are some words of advice for when the beans are sick:

1. barfing makes them barf
2. stinky poops in the middle of the night make them gag in their sleep
3. poking the claw of doom into their forehead will get you launched from the bed
4. plucking the fev-vers out of their pillows while they're sleeping will get you moved off the bed
5. kicking them in the back of the head while you're on the couch will get you removed from the couch
6. ten thousand kissies on the forehead may be a little excessive. for some reason their skin cannot handle it.
7. chewing on plastic stuff will get you yelled at. ALOT
8. while they normally do not mind you laying against their arms while they are on the laptop, somehow being sick makes them ultra sensitive to this and you get moved. ALOT
9. petting their faces makes them get all mushy and kissy
10. they have BAD breafs when they're sick
11. they are furry warm to snuggle against
12. they tend to lay still longer
13. they give really really nice scritches when you snuggle nice.

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Open closets must must must be inspekted from top to bottom and everywhere in between. You never know when you are going to find things like old yearbooks or baby pikshurs to embarass your beans with. I mean to use as blackmail. I mean to laff at. Something like that.

SAMMY

Since mommy is sick, I haf decided to haf a lesson on whapping the beans. Now, you might say "Sammy, if you whap the beans, you is gonna get in trouble" Well, sometimes you will, if you don't remember somefing furry impawtant- whap wif a light paw. Try flipping the female beans hair or flicking an ear. She might actually giggle when you do that. so you can whap her and make her like it!! If you haf a heavy sleeper, then nightime is the right time for whapping! You can whap them right in the face and they won't feel it if they're heavy sleepers. If they're not, then you are taking your life in your paws doing that. Instead, whap their feets through the blankies.
Whapping at ankles when they are walking by is always fun. And don't forget the ever important hand whapping when they're trying to pet you!
Practice these ideas this week!

awards and sicky Tuesday

SAMMY

The wonderful Scout gived us this special award! we is just so honored that she would give this to us!

and our wonderful friends Zoey and The Furballs gave us the excellence award! we haf gotten this before, but we is 'acited to get it again, because there was so many other kitties we wanted to give it so, so thank you Zoey!!

However, we cannot pass out the awards today because Mommy is really sicky. We needs to purr on her to make her better.

Meezer Mancat Monday

MILES

I am Meezer.

I am mancat.

I am suave

A rare moment of Meezer comraderie