Why Why Why??

MILES


Today is the last day that Kukka-Maria will be blogging. It has been such a sad week for losing friends, and now my ferst love Kukka is going into self-imposed exile.


::SOB SOB SOB::

::pauses to wipe tears from face::


Even as a small baby, she showed how sooper-sexy she was!

I remember the ferst day I saw her blog - so witty, so sassy, so grown up!! ::blush blush:: I was hooked. I became a member of her Tom-cat Stable. We had so much fun.

I did not even get jealous when you revealed that you and Brach were married!

I know that I was too young to marry a sofistikated woman like you, and Brach is really probably a better match for you - I am very demanding of attenshun and treats myself, so we prolly would haf argued most of the time.

Kukka, I don't know what I am going to do without you! I haf a hole in my heart and I will miss you so much. At least I can go back and visit the memories of you - thank you for not taking down your blog totally. Please Kukka, come and visit me sometimes! I love you!

Good Bye Kukka!!!

:: waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh::

Farewell Dear Furriend

Buzzerbee, farewell our furriend. We will miss you terribly

See you at The Bridge.

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The Results are in

MILES

The v-e-t lady called Mommy earlier and told her that Cornell tested my bloods fast and she hadded the results

i doesn't haf FIP!!!! My FIP titers wented DOWN!!!

Howefurr, I did haf Toxoplasmosis, but 'acause I has been on aunty's bio-tics, those titers wented down (about 1%) and she is not concerned anymore. I doesn't haf to take any more medi-k-shuns right now.

I just haf to go back to get more bloods stolen for the platelet test. If my blood is clotty or thick, then I might haf to take heparin or aspirin (yeah, I know, isn't that bad for kitties? well, maybe not if your bloods are thick).

Thank you all for your purrs and purrayers!!!

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

MILES


When you has to go to the v-e-t to get your bloods stolen, make shur that you clot them all 'afore they get into the vial so that it is useless.


SAMMY

Miles, Miles, Miles - think about that rule - now you has to go back to the v-e-t when we get back from Daddy's to haf more blood stolen for one of the tests (not the FIP or toxo test, but the CBC test to see if he has too many platelets making his blood thick I think that the answer to that might be YES, DUH)

MILES

CRAPPITY-CRAP-CRAP-CRAP

OK - when you go visit your foo-ton, demand that ham and shrimps be waiting there on it when you arrive. (Thank you Daddy)

well, this was 'apposed to be Tailsday

MILES

I am mad mad mad. We was 'apposed to haf Tailsday pikshurs today, but we is leafing to go to Daddy's. While I am happy that I am going to see my foo-ton, I really didn't want to go in the metal machine wif wheels again! See, Monday I hadded to go get more bloods stolen from me. So, into the PTU and off to the v-e-t again. Mommy felted so bad for me 'acause I was just shaking and shaking waiting for the tech to take me and stab me and steal my bloods. He's my favorite purrson there, but I peed on him anyway. I tolded him I was sorry as he cleaned me up. I think he believed me. He tolded Mommy I was a good boy, so I guess he and I are still buds. Mommy says that hopefully my bloodwerk will come back 'afore the 4th of July so she doesn't haf a stroke or heart attack or something like that. so, cross your pawsies and eyes and say purrayers that it all turns out ok and that I'm not sick.

Manly Meezer Monday - by Sammy

Chatham

Rest Well our Dear Friend Chatham

We are so sad that Chatham has run off to the Rainbow Bridge.

Be happy and free dear friend.

We will miss you!

Watch over Salem, and your Cat Couch and Dad

One day they will come to get you

and you will all dance over the Bridge into Forever.

Am I weird?

SAMMY



Ok, so when I go to our brekfest dishes in the morning, I haf been doing somefing a little weird maybe. Mommy gifs Miles his food ferst, 'cause he's, well, Miles, and he would cry and carry on if he didn't get his foods ferst. While she is dishing my food up, I walk around Miles and stick my nose, well, somewhere not polite on Miles. Mommy laughs and asks me if I'm waiting to see if the food shoots straight out of him as soon as he swallows it. After I do this, then I go and eat my brekfest.

I don't know why I does it, but I does.


Sorry, comments are on now.

At least SHE's laffin and laffin

MILES

Does you SEE what I has to put up wif around here? SHEESH. At least she amuses herself.

Wait, i just fought of somefing - wif 2 moufs I could eat twice as much ham and holler twice as loud. She may be on to somefing. Maybe wif my sooper powers I can grow anofurr mouf.

Meezer Rule Wednesday

SAMMY

When your brofurr declares himself the greatest rassler or sooper hero, you must kick the stuffing out of his head!



We gots our Spicy Vixen Snuggle that we winned in an auction! It camed wif squiggles and primo nip. Fanks Sophia and DKM!!! That's what we was rasslin on - and for. and I WINNED.

For more Meezer Rule Wednesday, please visit

Egypt (and the rest of the kitties at Cats Crossings)
and Caroline - Wililam's lovely Meezer sisfur
and also check out all the Meezers at Simply Siamese

The Poos-a-nator

MILES

I deklare myself Miles - The Poos-a-nator, rassler ex-tror-da-nare, striker of fear into the soft squishy-ness that is Sammy. Or sooper-hero. you 'acide!

Here's how it happened:

We was chilling in the lifing room - I was laying 'ahind the curtains, pulling on the sheers so that they would rip (i pull on them and they rip from the seam at the top, not claw holes, heh heh heh) and Sammy was laying in front of the couch, where mommy was sitting. All of a sudden, I was infekted by nuke-lee-ar ray-dee-a-shun and my eyes glowed green and I gotted muscles. I had the urge to attak. So, I standed up, and I was HUGE!! I crouched down and wiggled my butt and leaped HIGH into the air, flying out frough the curtains wif ease, and landed right on Sammy's head. It was AWSOME. It scairt mommy! It scairt Sammy!! I bunny kicked him a few times and WHOOOOSSSHHHH, I ranned off up the stairs. When I camed back down, I was my normal self - no huge muscles, no glowing green eyes, no leaping high in the air. But, I'm going to hide my sekret - I fink I can tap into those powers at any time.

Now, off to design an outfit for THE POOS-A-NATOR

ATTENSHUN: I AM KAT'S CAT OF THE DAY TODAY!! YEE-HAW!!