Monday, March 31, 2008

Meezer Monday

UPDATE: Daddy passded his test!!!! He says "Fank you" for all of the purrsss!!

MILES

An old pikshur of me wifout goopy eyes. They is getting better. Mommy says my left eye is almost all better, but my right eye is still goopy, but getting better.

Daddy says "fank you" for purring for him. He has his 2nd test today. Hopefully if he passes this test, he can get a jobbie soon!! The test isn't for a partikular jobbie, but there is lots of jobbies out there that he could get once he passes his test. For those who asked, he's taking his MCSE for Windows 2003. He has his MCSE for windows 2000, but he has not werked wif 'puters since then (he wented back to doing what he had been doing for lots of years, but those jobbies doesn't exist anymore, so he has no choice but to try and get a jobbie doing somefing different). Anyway, fank you so much for the purrss, they really really helpded him pass the test, so please keep purring for him today.

Did you all see who lefted me a comment on my last post? KUKKA-MARIA!! You all know that me and a bunch of ofer mancats was Kukka's Tom Cats. But then she stopped blogging last year and we was all sad. It was 'acuase of me that Tom Cats is allowed to haf girlfriends (well it's really 'acause of Sanjee and that fact that I wanted to be her boyfriendcat so much). I haf missed Kukka (and her brofur Brach). I can't wait to see what she's been up to!!! Now, if only Zeus would come back!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Finally Friday

MILES

Fank goodness it's Friday!!!

our daddy has a big 'portant 'puter test to take today, and one Monday. Can you all purr a little for him to pass? it would be really good if he passed 'cause then he can get a jobbie!!! UPDATE: daddy passded the ferst exam! one more to go Monday

Mommy finks my one eye is getting better. I hope so, I hates the goo.

We was tagged by our friend Tesla for a meme!

4 Jobs I've Had: ham inspektor, crunchy foods taster, bath mat warmer, tub hockey player

4 movies watched over and over: i doesn't watch movies. but mommy's favorites is : When Harry Met Sally, Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, The Hunt for Red October

5 places I haf lived: at my ferst daddy's house wif my mommy kitty and sister kitty, and then at this house wif mommy. sometimes I live at daddy's house when we go visit him.

4 shows I watch: i doesn't watch tv. but mommy watches Jericho (and boy is she mad it was cancelled AGAIN), 24, Top Chef, Good Eats

4 favorite things to eat: Mommy's dinner, ham, chick-hen and HAM

4 places i would rather be - no where- i want to be wif mommy forever

4 things I look forward to this year - eating ham, maybe moving to a new house, snuggles wif my girlfriendcat Sanjee, snuggling wif mommy

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Crappity crap crap crap - not again

MILES

So, I wented to the v-e-t last night. I managed to pee on mommy (I peed on the BACK of her pants when i was sitting on her lap, darn I'm good). But she didn't notice until we gotted to the v-e-t so she could not change. Then I seed the v-e-t. He violated my private personal area just to say I didn't haf a fever. He could haf just asked. Then when mommy said I was miserable 'acause my eyes herted, he said "poor boy looks miserable". then he keeped shining a light in my eyes and nodding or shaking his head. Then he saided that he was going to change the type of goop I'm getting and that I have something that's kind of like pink eye AND herpes in BOF my eyes. He saided that if i'm not better in 7-10 days, I haf to see the opth-o-mol-a-jist. ::SIGH::

SAMMY

eye doctor? MILES IS GONNA GET GLASSES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::gasp:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MILES

Sammy, STOP IT!!!!

SAMMY

HAHAHAHAHAHA Miles needs glasses!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MILES

::WHAP::

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES
Meezer Rule (especially for Billy) - Mashed 'tatoes is NOT foods. It's icky people stuff.

SAMMY
Well, it seems that Bill is a quick learner. Together we have whapped just about everything off every table in the house - lots of it in one day while mommy was at werk. she was NOT happy. we told her to just keep her stuffs on the floor and then she wouldn't get mad.
Whapping lesson for today: team whaps are lots more fun! If you are a single kitty, make shur that you whap more than one thing at a time.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tattletail Tuesday

MILES

I has to tattle on mommy today. On Friday, mommy was really sicky. She was in the kit-chen cutting some stuff for dinner, and she was using a GI-GOONDO knife, and she almost taked a HOOYGE chunk of her finger off wif the knife. So she said lots of werds on my bad werd list (and Billy was taking notes, I hadded to tell him we're not allowed to say those werds) and covered her finger wif some white stuffs. Then she started making dinner again, and she cut her THUMB wif the knife. and she saided more werds on my bad werd list. So she hadded to bandge up anofer finger. Then she dropped a glass in the sink and it broked, and she cute ANOFER finger on the glass. So, a lesson to all beans, when you're sick and dizzy and can't see strait, DON'T USE KNIFES!!

Mommy is feeling some better. Her voice comes and goes but she sounds better. My eye is still very icky and I has to go back to the v-e-t at 7:30 wednesday night. PHOOEY

HAPPY PURRFDAY DADDY!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Meezer Monday

MILES
Even Meezer Mancats can share the love.
(this is a "pre icky eye" pikshur of me)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Rejoice! He is Risen!
What about a basket of tem-tay-shuns instead?

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Saturday

MILES
No mommy, I doesn't want to show my face to anyone. I's 'barassed 'bout my eye.
well, ok, you can take a pikshur, I'll try and close my eye.
See, it's icky. no one wants to see me wif a icky eye. it's 'barassing mom.


Bill is a "chowder head"


See the stars that shine and give us light
One less star is in the sky tonight
Words alone won't keep our tears away
But I know that star will shine again someday
And heaven laughs when we say good-byeIt ain't so far to the other side
Someday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then
Dream tonight about a last embrace
Close my eyes and I will see your face
Dreams alone won't keep our tears away
But in my heart I know we'll meet again someday
And heaven laughs when we say good-byeIt ain't so far to the other side
Someday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then
And so we laugh when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
And heaven knows we will meet again
Say it over and over and over again
From everlast to everlasting
From sea to shining sea
How much did we take from each other
Here's one from the heart and more one for free
And heaven laughs when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other sideSomeday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then
And so we laugh when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
And heaven knows we will meet again
Say it over and over and over again
Say it over and over and over again...

Lyrics to "Heaven Laughs" by The Hooters


Friday, March 21, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

It's finally Friday - mommy is home today for the Good Friday day. She is really sicky! she was feeling better yesterday morning, but when she camed home last night she could hardly breathe and was wheezing all over the place, and going coff coff coff all over the place, then making weird awful noises and choking. Miles' eye was werser yesterday - hopefully the goo will start werking soon. Billy gotted put in time out twice when mommy gotted home. he's so sooper 'acited to see her that he attacks me when she's home. So we will be purring on mommy today while she catches up on stuff she has to do.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thursday Stuff

MILES

I will not allow mommy to take a pikshur of me being all squinty and red in the eye.

So, I wented to the v-e-t. I peed on the v-e-t and one of the aides. The haf a note in my chart that I gets really scairt and I pee. the v-e-t saided that she didn't mind 'acause it's better than the biting kitties. I would nefur bite the v-e-t. She was furry nice, but she violated my very private personal area. Then she putted some dye stuff in my eye and shined a really bright light in my eye and then saided that i have the beginning of a very new case of herpes in my eye. So she gived mommy some goop to put in my eye and tolded her to put some lysine in my foods (well all of our foods) and that it should help us all lots. My eye is still a little hurty and mommy picks me up when i start rubbing it and she wipes it wif a nice warm washcloth and that feels good.

The Billy Report:

Bad Bad Billy Boy pulled the table clof off the dining room table while we was gone and maded a HOOYG mess! Then he dumped the trash in the upstairs human litterbox room. Mommy was a little ticked off at him, but she pickded him up and hugged him some. She really doesn't get mad at any of us for more than a couple of seconds. He gotted put to bed early last night.

The Mom report: Still sick. She has no voice.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What a HORRIBLE day yesterday!

SAMMY

We is going to skip our ushual Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday post today to tell you all what happened here yesterday. Ferst me. I was LOCKED IN THE CLOSET yesterday while mommy was at werk. ALL DAY. ALL DAY. When mommy gotted home Miles and Bill camed running but I didn't. So she wented upstairs to the human litterbox room and then she started hollering and RANNED into the bedroom and flung open the door to my prison. She pickded me up and smothered me wif kissies, but I gotted down and RANNED to the litterbox. Then she wented downstairs and gived me my own whole tin of Sheba chick-hen, which I devoured. She was crying and crying and saying "i'm sorry Sammy baby". I haf forgiven her. Well, after I whapped stuff off the dining room table.

MILES

It was a horrible day for me too!! When I waked up yesterday morning my eye was all gooped shut. Mommy hadded to put warm water on it and ungoop it. She saided that it's all red and squinty. Then she lefted and when she camed home, it was all gooped up again. And crusty. So she called the V-E-T and I has to go tonight when she gets home from werk. She thinks that I caught the herpes thing that Bill had that made his eye not see anymore. I doesn't want my eye to not see anymore! I'm kind of scairt!!! Mommy was even MORE cryie and sobby and saying "i'm so sorry Poosie, I should haf been more careful" over and over and over again. ::whispers:: I think she was drunk. So now I has to save up my pee so that I can pee on efurryone at the v-e-t tonight. Please purr for me that my eye will be ok.

Oh, and mommy has the flu or somefing, but she still wented to werk.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

ME Bill Toosday


BILL

It's ME Bill TOOSDAY!! YAY!!!! Me was tagged by the pretty Tara Princess Meezer for a MEMEMEMEME.

Here are the rules:
1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.
2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name).
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

Ok, middle name for ME is Norton (fank you innernets for my middle name!).

N = NOSY. Mommy says me is nosy. Me likes to 'vestigate efurryfing

O = ORANGE - me is ORANGE

R = RUNTY - mommy says ME is runty for my age
T = TERROR. Sammy says me is TERROR 'acuase me like to play rodeo wif him.


O = One Eyed - me only has one eye that werks. it's ok, me runs like terror frough the house

N = NICE - mommy says me is a nice boy.

Fank you Tara!!

Mommy says we will post my tags tomorrow - she says she furry tired and me bad boy tonite 'acause me chased Sammy around and made him grry. and me bited mommy. sorry.
SAMMY - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Monday, March 17, 2008

Meezer Monday

MILES
LA LA LA LA
Oh Danny Boy..............
I am a great singer!!

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Finally Friday

BILL

oh Lady, you is in trouble! where did you hide my boy bits?
me wented to the stabby place after mommy gotted home and then when me waked up in the morning, the lady there played wif me 'cause me was scairt that the lady was never coming back. and me was hungry. then me taked a nap and when me waked up, my boy bits was gone!! but the people played wif me more and my lady camed to take me home. ME WAS HAPPY!!! me saw meezer miles and meezer sammy and they saided HI and then laffed at me when me askded them where my boy bits were. me was tired but me was scairt to take a nap, 'cause me is afraid the lady is going to steal something more from me.
well, maybe me will take a short nap


Thankful Thursday

UPDATE: Bill is out of surgery and is "full of vim and vinegar". I don't know why the v-e-t feeded him those things, but he will be coming home wif mommy tonight.

SAMMY

Today I am thankful for a Bill-free Thursday!

But hopefully he will be home tonight. He's growing on me - we did have a rousing game of thundering herd of elefants before bed last night.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES
Meezer Rule: if there are no tem-tay-shuns offered for a photo shoot, don't move.


SAMMY

Does this looks whappable to you?

It sure does to me!

Meezer Whapping Rule: if it tries to ride you like you're a horse, or it plays "bite the hoo-ha's" it's whappable.

Sorry Bill.

Speaking of hoo-ha's. Thursday is the day for young Billy Boy. He's gonna be mad that his food will disappear tonight while he's sleeping in his pen.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

MILES

Sammy got stuck in Bill's sleeping house. He could not figure out how to get out and hadded to holler for mommy to save him.


Monday, March 10, 2008

MILES
A gentle reminder for mom!
Fanks everyone for your unnerstanding about our visiting issue. we sat on mom this weekend and told her to shape up or ship out. ok, well not really ship out, but we told her to make at least an hour every night for us to visit our friends - and maybe 15 -20 minutes in the morning while she is waiting for her coffee to brew.
Sammy whapped her in the face at 5am Saturday to tell her to get up and go to werk. she saided it's saturday and she doesn't haf to go. we just wanted to make shur 'acuase we doesn't want her to get fired or anyfing. or maybe Sammy just wanted to whap her in the face.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

ME Bill Sunday!

BILL

It's MEEEE Bill!! Sorry no pikshur, the lady is lazy.

Me wants to share things me has learned since I been here:

1. stinky goodness is good
2. pulling out plug to phone is bad
F. riding the meezer SAM like a horse is BAD
9. riding the meezer Miles is FUN
5. me not big enough to sleep in big person bed - me still has to sleep in big cage (but me has own foods and poop box there, and toys and bed and blankies).
J. ME LIKES HAM (this makes the meezer Miles nervous)
3. The lady is nice - i likes to bite her finners when she pets me
10. not drinking water makes the lady nervous (me drinks A LITTLE bit of water now)
!Q. my eye prollem makes the lady sad. but i is ok. I can see some out of one eye. it's ok lady!
8. me is hafing somefing called a HOO-HA-ECTOMY this week. me has NO idea what that is. the meezer Miles says it's something to do with my boy bits.
4. Me loves the blogging kitties (me wants my OWN blog but the lady says NO).

Friday, March 07, 2008

Finally Friday

MILES

It's finally Friday!! one more day of mommy being gone for 13 or more hours!! She leaves at 5:30 in the morning and gets home between 6:30 - 7:00. We think that we will prolly end up invoking the m-werd to be closer so that she's not gone for 13 or more hours every day. that's just not enough time wif us.

we is feeling so bad that we is not able to visit all of our friends this week. we doesn't want anyone to fink we doesn't love them anymore 'acause we does. it's just that mommy is tired and has to adjust to her new hours and find time to help us visit everyone. We will get it all figured out though. Please bear wif us and don't give up on us while we gets it all werked out though.

In Billy news, he made mommy gag last night and run up the stairs to hide in the human litterbox room. hee hee it was hysterical!!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

SAMMY

13 things Bill does that annoy me:

1. rides me like a horse

2. eats my foods

3. bites my neck

4. kicks my - um, slightly-less-than-man-bits

5. sleeps in MY sleeping spot

6. sneezes in my face

7. has stinkier poots than Miles

8. walks like John Wayne ( mommy calls it the "my man bits is too big for my little legs" walk)

9. breathes (sometimes he wheezes and it's annoying)

10. plays with MY toys

11. snuggles with Miles (sometimes I get a little teeny bit jealous, but I really only like to snuggle with Mommy)

12. POOTS

13. makes really stinky poops in MY litterbox.

Now, before you all get upset and think I don't like Bill, I do. I'm getting more used to him - i don't get all grry or hissy anymore. But i'm a mancat and I need my space. How can such a little kitty make such a HUGE stink. One night Bill pooted in his room and mommy smelled it in her room!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer Rule: when you has all of your furriends over for a "mommy is gone to werk" party make shur that your little brofur does not overindulge in nip.

BILL

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooo uuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhh

SAMMY

Sorry I does not haf whapping pikshurs today. I discovered somefing really great ofur the weekend! Whapping a big plastik bowl full of popcorn is the ULTIMATE in fun. Except when the rugh sucky monster comes out. But it was SOOOOOOO worth it. Popcorn flies FAR

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Party party party

MILES
Hello? Is anyone out there?
Does you want to party party party?
Let's party while mommy is out at werk! Billy-Bob-Boy (or Bouncing Bill) is ready for his ferst cat blogosphere party.
So, teleport ofur any time you can today! WOOO HOOOO!!!
Oh, Mommy saided she hadded a FANTABULOUS ferst day of werk yesterday.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Manly Meezer Moody Monday

SAMMY
I'm not in a bad mood, I was SLEEPING and she pickded up my head and pointed the flashy box at me. Akshually, I take that back. I am NOW in a bad mood.

We apologize in advance if we don't get around to visiting everyone this week, we will be doing our visiting in the evenings, but mommy has other projekts to do too.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Me BIll Sunday

BILL

Me BILL!!!

Me went to torchur place and gotted STABBED.

Mommy tell you what torchur guy saided


Bill's infection is completely gone! His parasites in his belly are going away as well.
The v-e-t thinks that he probably has herpes in his eyes - his good eye waters all the time. He did say that I could give him lysine to help with that. His bad eye is not growing - it appears to be getting smaller as he grows. The v-e-t now thinks he may not have any sight in that eye.
Since the day I found him, he has gone from 3.3 pounds to 4.7 pounds. He's still underweight and very small for his age, but he seems to be thriving.
I now just have to find a way to get him to drink plain water. I don't know if he cannot see it, or if he just doesn't want to drink it. But he will not drink water without something else in it - like kitten milk replacement or the whiskas cat milk. I try and dilute it as much as possible. I have tried running water to see if he would drink that, but he won't go near it. So, I'm at a loss, any suggestions?
His hoo-ha-ectomy is scheduled for March 13.
BILL
what's a hoo-ha-ectomy?



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