Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - Road Trip Edition


We is hafing SO MUCH FUN on our Road Trip. We hadded Lizard Stew at Daisy's yesterday and it was SO GOOD! We now has a double decker bus that we is all taking turns driving. Efurryone who wants to join us, just teleport on over to the party bus!! If you join us though, leave Lucky and Roxy a note so that they can add you to the guest list! And guess what I did yesterday? I DROVE AROUND THE RACETRACK AT DAYTONA!! I'm SOOOOOOOOO gonna be in the Meezer 500 there next February. I wonder if I has enough owner points so that I doesn't haf to qualify. Oh, and I'm sorry to anycat or Pug that barfed when I was driving fast and in circles. Sammy says I'm not allowed to drive anymore.

I wonder if we is gonna haf a Halloween Party today? We should! Happy Halloween Efurryone!!!!

Today my rule for Meezer Rule Wednesday is:

Tipping over your food dish when you don't like what's offered for dinner might not be such a good idea. Especially when the rug sucking monster has to come out to clean it up.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007



Wowie kazowie!! We has a GREAT crew for our Road Trip!! And more is joining all the time!!

There's Lucky and Roxy, and me and Sammy, and Sammy's girlfriend Abby, and Dragonheart, and Karl, and Samantha and Tigger, and Monty, and Millie, and Daisy, and Parker, and Mindy and Moe, and Georgie and Tillie, and we is going to visit Beezer in Catifornia and to show Dragonheart the Pacific Ocean. WHEW!! It's gonna be AWSOME.

Yesterday morning after brekfest, we made a quick pit stop to the Strong National Museum of Play to see if there were any good nip toys there. Unforchunately, where wasn't. What's a toy and play museum wifout some nip toys? But, we all did haf lots of fun in the Bob The Builder area, playing thundering herd of elefants.

Then we hit the road. Sammy and I crawled into the back seat wif Abby, Millie, Roxy, Georgia and Tillie, and Mindy and Moe, while Dragonheart drived and Lucky readed the map. We picked up Parker and Monty and we is off to Florida to get Samantha and Tigger and Daisy!

OH! and as of right now, I HAF NOT POOTED in the car. So THERE! (well, ok, so I did burp a little after I eated some ham, but it wasn't stinky or nuffin).

I hope I gets to drive!!

UPDATE: My girlfriendcat Sanjee is wif us too!! YAY!!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Meezer Monday - featuring The Meezer Pug

This is Lucky. Lucky and her Sister Roxy, and Millie, and Dragonheart, and Mindy and Moe, and Georgia and Tilly are all on their way to our house to pick us up. We is going to Luxor's so that Lucky can meet Lux. Lucky has a "thing" for Lux, and thinks he is "The Gregory Peck" of cats. She has it bad for Lux! And Lux thinks that Lucky is a lovely lady! We is going to stop and pick up a bunch of others, like Parker, Monty Q and Daisy!! It's going to be lots of fun!
We call Lucky a Meezer Pug, because she has a face like a Meezer, don't you think?

This is Lucky's beautiful sister Roxy!

We has to go get breakfast cooking so that they can eat when they get here.
Let's see, we has Organic Duck for Dragonheart, lots of bacon, eggs, ham, toast, biscuits, some nip, toona water, various cans of stinky goodness an lots of water
Oh, this is gonna be a great road trip!!!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

For Miss Peach

Our good friend Adan started this, and our good friend Jeter Harris tagged efurryone, and we is part of efurryone, so we is showing our support for Miss Peach!

Hey, everyone, this time, I decide to start this cherish meme, here are some ways (depends on which person you write), and bring our love to Miss Peach~! She always makes us know what love is!
1. tell us what is the most sweetest warm thing you will do to your mommy (what is the sweetest thing that your kitty will do to you)
2. And, hug your mommy, tightly... (and, hug your kitty....tightly...)
3. Tag your good friend...
4. Leave your computer, and continuing hug each other...
We is going to snuggle wif mommy today and we is gonna purr for Miss Peach and her mommy, the sweet Miss Karla.
Come on efurrybody, lets all Cherish Miss Peach

Friday, October 26, 2007

Strange Things


The most wondermous thing efur happened to me yesterday!!
I was sleeping on our meezer couch, hafing nice dreams about being on broadway and singing, and suddenly I opened my eyes and there was a plate of HAM in front of me on the couch. I blinked a couple of times to make shur it was real and IT WAS! We haf a HAM FAIRY in our house!!!!

Thursday, October 25, 2007



I haf a bad bad prollem. And it's akshually not the little pirate/fisherman/alien freak that lives with me. it's the other thing that lives with me - the mom.

Lately, she has been emitting the most bast-awful screeches and howls and screams. She has also been dancing around the house. My ears cannot take it anymore. She bounces up and down upstairs and I think that the ceiling is going to collapse. There are THINGS growing out of her ears. Things with black tips and long tendrils that are attached to a small alien transmitter. She attaches it to her 'puter and then she plugs it into her ears and starts wif the screeching. I'm going to haf a nervous breakdown if it doesn't stop. I haf whapped it off the table and unner the couch. I haf whapped it off the nightstand and unner the bed. She keeps finding it. It is the bane of my existance (HA! Bet you didn't even think I knew those werds!) It's



an IPOD.

And it must DIE.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles the former Borg

WHEW. What a week! Ferst I was assimilated by the Borg while I was a pirate. The Gracious Chey sent Jean-Luc over to help un-assimilate me. Seeing my condition, Jean-Luc felt it was best to drive the Borg away with non-stop songs from "The Pirates with No Pants" - such as "I am the very model of a modern Meezer General" and
"with cat-like tread upon our pants we steal"
"oh cats of dark and dismal fate, forgo your cruel employ, have pity on my pant-less state, I am a meezer boy"
I had lots of help from my girlfriendcat Sanjee, who nefur left my side. And, as it turns out, she can really belt out a show tune.
So, I am now officially Borg free. I almost turned into Johnny Depp during this process. I think that in order to complete my transition to Johnny Depp, I need to find some pantaloons for my pirate garb. And a better hat.

My Meezer rule for today is:
Always make shur that you have a girlfriend who will stand by you when bad things happen.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Tuesday Newsday - otherwise known as The Sammy Report


Well, Miles is being de-borged. Chey sent Jean-Luc over to help wif the de-borging. I don't know how well this is going, does de-borging involve singing show tunes from some musical called "Pirates wif No-Pants" (what mom? "Pirates of Penz-ants"? now that just makes NO sense.) Hopefully he will be fully un-assimilated by tomorrow. I can't take the show tunes anymore. He's either gonna be borg-free or Johnny Depp. I'm not sure.

I am not afraid of the whirly-bird toy anymore. As long as Mommy is not holding it. She put it through the bars in the railing so that I could play wif it by myself, and I like doing that. but as soon as she touches it, I run. she's a menace to society.

I found where mommy hided the blue jay fev-vers and ate a couple. I really wonder why a blue jay would just leave all of his fev-vers in a pile in the yard like that. birds is weird. Mommy letted me sniff them all and then she WASHED them 'afore we was allowed to put them in our moufs. she's not only a menace to society, she's weird. she must be bored if she has nofing better to do than wash fev-vers.

I want to be a plumber when I grow up. Mommy used the human litterbox today and the water just ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran, so I finally jumped up on the seat and started slapping the handle. Mommy heard this and came running and she jiggled the handle too. See, I knowed how to fix it! I wonder if plumbers make lots of green papers.

I spent lots of time yesterday throwing my toys over the balcony from the upstairs hallway to the living room. With Miles being tied up singing about being a pirate wif no pants and getting his borg implants removed, I was a little bored. I also dumped the water from our water bowl into his food dish. Then I kicked Mommy in the head for a while when she was sitting on the couch. Then I unplugged her DSL and whapped the DSL modem off the table. That made her mad. So to make it up to her, I dumped my toybox all over the floor. I found toys I forgot I had! That was fun!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Meezer Monday - wif fev-vers


Mommy wented out this weekend and finded a pile of blue jay fev-vers - wif no blue jay attached to them. So she bringed them home. and Miles and I gotted to play wif them, I know the pikshurs is fuzzy, but we was movin really fast!!! And mommy was operating the flashy box wif only one hand.

I gots my tongue out!!
In alien related news, Dred Pirate Miles was assimilated by the Borg. Chey can you send the Borg fixers?

Friday, October 19, 2007



In funny news, Mommy buyed us a whirly-bird today. She was flinging it around and she HIT SAMMY IN THE EYE and now he's scairt of it. HAHAHAHAHA.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thursday 13 - Foods


For Thursday 13 this week, here is a list of all the foods I haf tried (that don't come in a stinky goodness can or a bag of crunchy goodness)

1. HAM - this is my favorite (yeah yeah yeah, I know REALLY?)
2. Shrimps - this is my 2nd favorite!
3. Crab - this was good, but mommy doesn't serve it often.
4. Hamburger - there's no HAM in it, it's beast. I don't understand the name.
5. Roast Beast (as well as steak, which is also beast) - I likes the roast beast. One time Sammy ate so much that he threw up in 5 different places in the living room.
5. chick-hen - I likes the chick-hen.
6. eggs - I likes mine once over light
7. lucky charms - the marshmallows was good
8. hot pepper jelly - it was akshually good, and no it didn't burn my mouf too much. i did lick my lips for a while after i eated it, but it wasn't bad
9. ice cream - i like everything EXCEPT banana ice cream. and i'm not allowed to have chocolate.
10. broccoli - don't ask me why, it was on the plate and if it's on the plate, it's 'posed to be eaten, right? and no i didn't like it
11. polish sausage - made from turkey. now that's just plain weird. and it tasted weird.
12. hot dog with mustard - it wasn't too bad.
13 cream of wheat

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday


When it's freezing cold in the sleeping room at night, make shur that you walk across your beans back and stomach and face every 20 minutes or so, hollering at them that it's freezing cold. The holler at your suck-up brother that he is not helping by snuggling unner the covers against the mom. Then holler at the ceiling that's it's too cold to sleep.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Guess what I eated?


So, last night I was hanging out on the couch and mommy comes in wif a plate wif some toast and somefing yummy smelling on it. she kepted saying that I could not haf any because flames would shoot out of my butt if i eated it. it smelled good though. so, when she was done and she putted the plate up on the table, i gotted up there and sniffed it and lickded it - i lickded and lickded and then she catched me and laffed and laffed and saided that she didn't want to be around me when i hadded to use the litterbox later. She finally tolded me that it was home made hot pepper jelly! she saided it hadded jalapeno, cayenne, hungarian hot and a little habanero pepper in it that she growed in her garden. she usded apple juice as the base and that is what smelled so yummy.
soooooooo, at about 2am i hadded to go potty. well, flames didn't shoot out of my butt, but mommy wokded up and there was tears in her eyes and she was gagging all the way to the litterbox to scoop it. serves her right for making somefing so yummy smelling.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Meezer Mancat Monday and awards

Dreaming of my angelcake Abby
Our wonderful friend Mickey gave us this award. We is so thrilled and appree-shee-ative. Fank you.

We would like to give this award to

Abby - 'cause she's the sweetest girlfriend in the werld!

Sanjee - 'cause SHE'S the sweetest girlfriend in the whole werld!

The gang at Forty Paws because they're awsome!

We also got this award from Forty Paws! We is really happy that you likes our blog!!

We want to give this award to:

The court at Frostin's Place and his sisfur Princess Boots' blog

Meeko and Kiara cause they is lovely ladies

Buddah! and Max!

Thursday, October 11, 2007


So, after this pikshur was taken, I stole the flashy box and threw it on the floor, hit mommy and then stomped out of the room. That flashy box is BRIGHT.
Ok, I really didn't do all that, but I wanted to.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles (Ham on the foo-ton)


Always make shur to scarf down your ham and shrimps to make shur that no one takes them from you. (oh and notice how daddy doesn't baby talk me, and mommy is using "that voice" again)

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Our Trip - or Our Mommy is 'BARASSING!!!


Cripes, someone get Mommy some medikshun that will make her stop babbling like an idiot!!!

This is me in full "Foo-Ton love mode"

Monday, October 08, 2007

Meezer Mancat Monday


I is hijaking Sammy's Meezer Mancat Monday to say that I am 'barassed that Mommy forgotted the transfer cable for the flashy box, and we haf to use a OLD pikshur! Yes, this was a pikshur of me bein' 'barassed at Daddy's house one time when Mommy was talking baby talk to me or somefing.
We is travelling back home today and will be putting up videos and pikshurs on Tuesday.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Daddy's house and answers to those PTU questions


We is here at Daddy's house!!! YAY!!! I gotted ham AND shrimps cut up in a bowl and I eated it on my foo-ton!! I rolled all ofurr my foo-ton too!! Mommy gotted video and pikshurs. We was going to put them on the blog today. But, we can't get the pikshurs off the camera if we doesn't haf the connection cable, Mother. Sheesh. We will haf to put them up when we gets home.

About the PTU and why we haf to share. We akshually hahf 3 PTU's. We haf one huge PTU that can hold 2 kitties (or 3 kittens, up to 50 pounds) and then 2 PTU's that only hold 1 kitty. BUT, my stoopid brofurr cannot travel in a single PTU. He gets all nervous and hollers for hours on end, and he pees and poops in it. If I ride wif him in the PTU, he is quiet and just sleeps in the back. He won't efen go near the door of the PTU!!! I haf to admit that if I am in a single PTU I hate it too. A single PTU for me means a definite v-e-t visit. If I get put in the big PTU, there's less of a chance for a v-e-t visit, so I don't get as nervous. That big PTU was also Trixie and Ralphie's PTU. They hadded to travel together too. Norton hadded to haf his own because he always pooped in his because he hated mommy for taking him in the metal monster, no matter where he was going. Also, he would holler his head off in the PTU, but as soon as mommy or daddy opened the door, he was quiet. He would never get out, but the door hadded to be open. Trixie and Ralphie would not shut up unless their door was open either and they were allowed to wander around the metal monster. Most times their PTU's faced each other and then the doors was opened and the PTU's were shoved together so that they could go back and forth between the two and not wander up front to sit on the driver's head or anything. We is not like that at all. We doesn't care if the door is closed or open, we won't get out of it. We nefurr holler. We is furry good boys once we realize we is not going to the v-e-t.

Now, about this pooting in the PTU and metal monster wif wheels thing. I didded that a couple of times. Once when I was a baby and Trixie and Norton was wif us - Mommy thought that Norton pooped and hauled out his PTU and there was no poop. Me and Sammy and Trixie was in the big PTU and Trixie was hollering and Sammy was hollering so she opened ours and didn't find poop either, but Trixie and Sammy ran out so she figured it was me. I had a pooting prollem anyway because, as you know, most baby kitties do. So, really it was not my fault. The other time was after the ferst time Mommy gived me some banilla milkshake from MickeyD's place. I was still a baby and it was rich. You do the math. Again, NOT my fault.
but this time, I DID NOT POOT at all. But it was a good thing that Daddy hadded a litterbox set up so that I could run to it when we gotted here. And he hadded stinky goodness and crunchy goodness already set out for us.

Goodnight Sweet Princess

Rest well sweet Jasmine, we will see you at The Bridge

Travel Day and Flower Friday


Well, we are going to daddy's today. I haf a purrayer for our trip:
Dear Bast, please don't let Miles poot in the PTU. Please also don't let him lay ON TOP of me the whole way. He takes up the entire PTU and leaves me only 2 inches of space. Thank you Bast.
I'm crabilated. I hate the PTU. I will prolly pee on Mommy too because I don't trust her when it comes to the metal monster wif wheels, and I think she's going to take me to the evil v-e-t.
I think i'm werking up some "digestif prollems". Look out.
I'll try not to poot.
These is Moon Flowers. They bloom in the evenings. Or, in our case, at about Midnight. Mommy tooked this pikshur at about Midnight. At 11pm it was still a bud. The bloom lasted until about 10am then closed up and falled off. The blooms last only 1 day like our Day Lillies. Moon Flowers is akshually 'posed to bloom at dusk. Leave it to Mommy to grow messed up flowers.
Oh, these blooms is as big as dinner plates!! And the leaves is even bigger. It's like Gigantor!We is afraid of it!!!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Double Thursday 13 - abandonment and daddy's house


Mommy has been at a Cyber Security Summit this week so we haf been abandonded during the day, so here are 13 things I haf done while she has been gone:

1. Whapped everything off the night stand
2. pulled the tablecloth half off the dining room table (there's still canning stuff on one end, but I can get it half off the table)
3 Tutored Victor and Pepi in the fine art of whap...... alien watching.
4. listened to Miles WHINE
5. Meezer 500
6. whapped all my toys off the balcony onto the landing of the stairs
7. watched the aliens and made shur that they keeped their distance from my house
8. listened to the woofie behind us yap her stoopid head off for hours on end
9. ate fev-vers from mommy's pillows
10. ate a WHOLE bowl of crunchies (it ushually takes us about 1 1/2 days to eat a whole bowl)
11. chewed a hole in one of mommy's socks
12. spilled the water dish
13. ate half a paper towel.


we are going to daddy's tomorrow. here are 13 things I am looking forward to

1. my foo-ton
2. ham and shrimps served on my foo-ton
3. sleeping under the quilt on my foo-ton
4. daddy's office chair
5. mickey d's banilla milkshake - I get some while locked in the PTU (for those of you who don't know - the PTU is the Prisioner Transport Unit).
6. DADDY!!!! (ok i should haf put this ferst, but daddy will think it's funny that I didn't).
7. ham
8. foo-ton
9. all the windows!
10. quiet time in the PTU wif Sammy
11. HAHAHAHAHAHA do you believe that one?
12. Pooting in the PTU and making mommy and Sammy gag
13. DADDY!!!

We also haf a meme post below this one!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Desktop Meme

Our new friend Dr Tweety and the Fab Five and the wonderful Jimmy Joe tagged us for a desktop picture-sharing meme yesterday. These are the rules:
1) Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how to do it: Go to your desktop and press the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
2.Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it. (If you have a Mac, it's different. You just open the Screenshot programme and click on photo and that's it!)
3.Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.
4.Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well.
5.Add your name to the list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants.
Others who have played: Francine of La Place de Cherie Chez Francine, Bloggishi, Unchained Melody, LadyJava’s Lounge, Mariuca, Revellian, Dot ComDesktop, Emila’s Illustrated Blog, Spiff, The Spaceman, Rolando, Brown Baron, The Kat House, MAX Mother's Home!, I Was Born2Cree8, Skittles' Place, Faz the Cat, Yoggie, Jimmy Joe,
It looks like this is going around fast, so we doesn't know who to tag- if you haf not been tagged, please play along!!

Meezer Rule Wednesday


My rule for today is:

Vinegar tastes like ^&*)(* (insert werds from your bad werd list). It might look like water but don't stick your tongue in it. Even if it is mixed with water.

By the way Mother: you KNOW that I have an issue with finding the water level in my water bowl, so don't be surprised that I stuck my head in too far.

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

So anyway


More rambling Meezer thoughts.

i wonder how much trouble i will get into if i start whapping all of mommy's canning stuff off the dining room table. there are jars of sauce and 'matoes and jelly and salsa and beets and radish pickles all over MY table, just begging to be whapped.

i got my head stuck between two pillows last night when I was sleeping in the big bed.


mommy will freak out if he pees pink after eating the beets. hee hee.

I like my eye boogers to say in my eyes - please don't pick them out for me.

we are going to visit daddy on Friday. i hope Miles doesn't poot while we are in the PTU.

must. kill. the. fly. must kill the fly mustkillthefly


*ouch* who put that wall there?

i like it when the blood rushes to my head when i hang over the balcony. WHEEE

get the crap OFF my table.

cripes woman, it's so cold in here it's gonna start snowing. maybe you needs anofur blood transfushun wif some iced blood or somefing.

how much iced coffee can you drink in one day? sheesh!!

somehow, iced maple bacon flavored coffee does NOT sound good at all.

hey! who cut my "claw of death?"

I have bad breath? Lady, you should take a whiff of YOUR mouth in the morning. Or after eleventy squillion glasses of iced maple bacon flavored coffee.

don't even THINK of trying to brush my teefs again. We already went through this last year.

i think i'll go dream about my girlfriend now. DON'T come near me wif the flashy box.

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...